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  1. The Californian macrumors 68040

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    ... of crap would fill your pants if Steve came out and announced that the new iPhone would be a free upgrade with no contract extension for all iPhone 3G owners before today due to the below "Apple Standard" build quality of the 3G, and they are extending this offer as a display of commitment to their faithful customers.

    Not only would that be incredible news for all of us 3G owners, but it would be a well deserved smack to all of the "Buy now or wait" crowd.

    Will this ever happen though? Absolutely not.

    Which brings me to a point to this thread, what completely unbelievable and undoubtibly impossible thing would you die to see today?
     
  2. LSUtigers03 macrumors 68020

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    I don't care one way or the other. I bought an iPhone 3G and I can upgrade at the subsidized price already so it doesn't affect me either way.
     
  3. Knowlege Bomb macrumors 601

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    Zero. Because I've never had or heard of anybody else having a bowel movement triggered by surprise. Even if it did happen I wouldn't come here and talk about it.

    That aside, I would be blown away.
     
  4. eyefoniac macrumors 6502

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    As much as I would love for that to happen. It never, ever would.
     
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    I guess you should hang around me more often, that happens to me all the time. In fact, everyone has given me the nickname "Big S***".
     
  6. WhySoSerious macrumors 65816

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    i would love to see Jesus come back and enact judgement day on all of us.
     
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    This seems like more of a reason to *NOT hang around you...
     
  8. Que macrumors 6502

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    i'd love to see the keynote brought forward to now so that threads like this would stop.
     
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    On a day like this, where we're undoubtedly going to see a million threads on each announced product, let's please avoid threads like this. Not that I don't love discussing shock-induced excrement weights, volumes, and densities as much as the next person, but not today.
     
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