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How many squares of toilet paper do you use per "application"?

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per "application"?

  • 1-2

    Votes: 10 12.3%

  • 3-4

    Votes: 23 28.4%

  • 5-6

    Votes: 20 24.7%

  • 7-8

    Votes: 9 11.1%

  • 9+ because I love to clog the toilet

    Votes: 19 23.5%
  • Total voters
    81
Abstract said:
I just hop into the shower and let it rinse down the drain.



Actually, I use a lot more than 3-4 squares. I can't believe you guys use so few. I may use more than 8 squares (guesstimate) if conditions are bad.

Do you scrunch up, or fold it? I fold.
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That's a serious case of butt-rot buddy.

What exactly makes someone neurotic for counting? I always count everything, toilet paper usage, scrubs of my hand, proper amount of soap and trips to the bathroom in a day. Doesn't make me neurotic.
 
themoonisdown09 said:
Just so you know, the poll is for how many squares you use per application. There are multiple applications (hopefully) per session.
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Holy crap, the thread even has rules.

I have no idea how many squares I use. I can tell you I like to use one of those Cottenelle wet wipes for my last 'application'.
 
Melrose said:
I think the real question you're asking is "How well can you aim?" What person in his right mind ever aims for the water?! :D
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The water is a pretty large target, although we do use more of it here in North America. In some places, the toilet is filled with very little water.

I like to lay down a square or 2 into the water so that the bombs hit the papes. I like to be discreet, but I also like to look at it sit on top of the water. It's very Zen.


themoonisdown09 said:
Just so you know, the poll is for how many squares you use per application. There are multiple applications (hopefully) per session.
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Doesn't change my answer. ;)


I'm going to go to the toilet and see whether I can survive on 4 squares. I'll report back in a second.


EDIT: Apparently, I use 5-7 squares. I fold it 4 times over.
 
I was actually thinking about this today while watching a toilet paper commercial. I never knew there were people that used 1 individual square of toilet paper.
 
Abstract said:
The water is a pretty large target, although we do use more of it here in North America. In some places, the toilet is filled with very little water.

I like to lay down a square or 2 into the water so that the bombs hit the papes. I like to be discreet, but I also like to look at it sit on top of the water. It's very Zen.
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"Zen"? Kind of like those little sand gardens you have your desk at the office, but different right?

You must really enjoy your happy time in there..

arkitect said:
Anal perhaps?
;)
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Stop making him the butt of your silly little joke :D
 
Queso said:
It depends very much on the quality of the paper, as well as the quality of the poop I'm wiping up :)
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yoppie said:
+1 - I don't really count the squares as I'm folding.
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themoonisdown09 said:
You can guesstimate though. If it's about 1 foot long, you're using 3 squares.
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robbieduncan said:
:eek: You measure your poop?
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bahahaha:D. i stayed home from school sick today, so i haven't had much entertainment, and well this has made my day.
 
Never mind all that, where is it you lot are getting square toilet paper. I've never seen it. :confused:
 
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