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3-5 times per day. I'm kind of weird about it. But I like to brush in the morning when I wake up and then again before I go to bed, and also after each meal.
 
Wow, you guys are crazy... cleaning your mouse 2-3x a day? With bleach and mouthwash, to boot!

OCD crazies, all of you!

Happy April Fools! Mwahahaha
 
Yeah thats nuts, I wipe down my trackpad like once every 3-4 days and that's it.

And on the brushing note, I brush twice a day. Sometimes once more if I'm going out somewhere.
 
Wow, you guys are crazy... cleaning your mouse 2-3x a day? With bleach and mouthwash, to boot!

OCD crazies, all of you!

Happy April Fools! Mwahahaha

Actually, that reminds me that I do need to clean my trackpad and KB.
 
Once every few days. It doesn't get too bad but it cost me a bundle so I like to take care of it.
 
Thread titles a thread title. It may be a mishmash but the first page or so of posts are now irrelevant.
 
As soon as the mouse start needing diapers, it is much easier to put it out of its misery and go down to the rodent store and buy a new one.

A smelly brown stripe across the desk 2-3 times a day is nasty.
 
The title was "How many times a day do you brush your teeth" but it got changed for some reason.

These April fools pranks are getting really old.

But I've always found that answering some of the silly thread titles to be much more fun. ;)
 
Wow, you guys are crazy... cleaning your mouse 2-3x a day? With bleach and mouthwash, to boot!

OCD crazies, all of you!

Happy April Fools! Mwahahaha

...hmm. Methinks the onus is on you, since we all legitimately answered your original question.
 
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