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How much to buy your soul?

I believe the going price is $5
 

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A sweet kiss from the girl I worship from afar ought to do it...

...but before I sell out: Is soul-selling dependent on inflation? Maybe instead of selling I could re-invest my soul and still come out ahead!
 
melrose said:
...but before I sell out: Is soul-selling dependent on inflation or economics?
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Well, converting your soul to dollars right now would be catching a falling knife. What you might consider is selling options to a fractional stake in your soul, creating a new security backed by the theoretical revenue arising from exercise of options, selling shares in that security and getting out before anyone notices that your soul has actually dissolved in the process.
 
Gelfin said:
Well, converting your soul to dollars right now would be catching a falling knife. What you might consider is selling options to a fractional stake in your soul, creating a new security backed by the theoretical revenue arising from exercise of options, selling shares in that security and getting out before anyone notices that your soul has actually dissolved in the process.
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yeah, it's a buyer's market right now... you're right. Selling it now would be near-catastrophic. Anyone want to time-share it with me? My rates are reasonable, with only a modest amount of philandering and scotch involved ;)
 
yeah, I would definitely want to know the specifics of what would be happening to my soul... no tricksters samuel!:D

For me it wouldnt involve money, but a certain woman and a lot of freedom... if selling my sould were to negate any freedom I would probably pass:rolleyes:

Prof. said:
Don't ya know? You can't sell your soul; it doesn't belong to you.;):D
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good one, well it SORTA does... I also have a bridge in brooklyn I might be willing to offer...:D
 
I'll trade my soul for a 3.02 mac pro with a 30'' acd and 32 gigs of ram. Two dvd drives, and and all hard drive bays filled. Add the raid card. + apple care ;);)
 
My soul has already been bought, so I'm not at liberty to sell it even if I wanted to.

Gotta admit, this is the strangest thread I've seen yet.
 
300,000 gold bullion blocks, 80,000 shares of Apple, 80,000 shares of Google, 80,000 shares of BP, and 800,000 shares in various other companies, 100 million euros, 100 million america dollars, 100 million british pounds, and 300 million of whatever Chinas currency is, the fully staffed 456 foot mega-yacht al Salamah, a Gulf Stream G650, Steve McQueen's Ferrari Lusso, and complete, eternal happiness, along with a guarantee that I will receive my soul back in approximately 9 years and will feel no ill effects from not having my soul; all that is the lease price.
 
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