I'm 31 but I could have easily posted something immature here. It's the intarwebs so it isn't real.
EDIT - Do I have to be in the same category with the Four Ohhh? Come on man, have a heart!
Hear that? It's the sound of the world's smallest violin.
Try being in the same category as five-oh, and realizing that you're already on the trailing edge of the distribution.
(Ned Overend has to be laughing at both of us, somewhere.)