How should I stand in line?

[isoft7]

I am so confused.

 

[verwon]

Generally, it requires your legs and feet, you place them under yourself and force yourself erect into an upright position...

Sorry, couldn't resist.

What type of advice are you looking for?

 

[stu.h]

What type of advice are you looking for?

Medical.

 

[verwon]

Medical.

I can help with some basics and medication info, since it's my job....I am not, however, qualified for psych assistance!

 

[naples09]

You should dress up like a Troll

 

[Headlighted]

My vote goes for terribly intoxicated while wearing the gorilla suit.

 

[isoft7]

Medical.

I can help with some basics and medication info, since it's my job....I am not, however, qualified for psych assistance!

Um... I have this rash.

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You should dress up like a Troll

Oh snap! Hey, if I make one person smile, I've done my job.

Besides, I'm waiting just like everyone.

My vote goes for terribly intoxicated while wearing the gorilla suit.

BRILLIANT!!!

 

[ron808]

Handstand.

 

[Mac'nCheese]

Nude.

 

[ConnorTurnbull]

stand /stand/
Verb: Have or maintain an upright position, supported by one's feet: "Lionel stood in the doorway"; "she stood still, heart hammering".

 

[mrxak]

A drunk angry gorilla.

 

[clamz]

i think being terribly intoxicated while wearing the gorilla suit would be your best bet.

bah people beat me to it.

 

[verwon]

Um... I have this rash.

Well, your mother told you to stop doing that!

 

[Hankster]

Dress as a gorilla, just make sure you have a pee hole.

 

[mrxak]

But uh... just be careful nobody calls the cops.

 

[Jimbo47]

Your best bet is to find a skunk, piss it off enough so it sprays you. You are pretty much guaranteed to have a few people leave because of the smell.

 

[Pink∆Floyd]

You should stand slightly leaning forward

 

[EvilShenaniganZ]

I say a drunk green man.

Just like Charlie

It will make it fun and the crowd will love it.

 

[nfl46]

I thought your were going to shave your balls for the UPS man?

 

[Iphone3gs]

Stand vertically at 90 degrees

 

[isoft7]

I thought your were going to shave your balls for the UPS man?

Both, but remember, I have to stand up to answer the front door!