How should I stand in line?

Discussion in 'iPhone' started by isoft7, Oct 13, 2011.

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Well?

  1. Terribly intoxicated, leaning on the person in front of me?

    23 vote(s)
    38.3%
  2. Angry as sin, with my arms crossed?

    4 vote(s)
    6.7%
  3. Asleep in an RV?

    3 vote(s)
    5.0%
  4. Dressed up like a gorilla?

    30 vote(s)
    50.0%
  1. isoft7 macrumors 6502a

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  2. verwon macrumors 68030

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    Generally, it requires your legs and feet, you place them under yourself and force yourself erect into an upright position...

    Sorry, couldn't resist.

    What type of advice are you looking for?
     
  3. stu.h macrumors 65816

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    #3
    Medical.

    :D
     
  4. verwon macrumors 68030

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    I can help with some basics and medication info, since it's my job....I am not, however, qualified for psych assistance! :p
     
  5. naples09 macrumors member

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  6. Headlighted macrumors member

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    My vote goes for terribly intoxicated while wearing the gorilla suit.
     
  7. isoft7 thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    :D

    Um... I have this rash. :(

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    Oh snap! Hey, if I make one person smile, I've done my job. :)

    Besides, I'm waiting just like everyone. :eek:

    BRILLIANT!!!
     
  8. ron808 macrumors regular

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  9. ConnorTurnbull macrumors 6502

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    stand /stand/
    Verb: Have or maintain an upright position, supported by one's feet: "Lionel stood in the doorway"; "she stood still, heart hammering".
     
  10. clamz macrumors member

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    i think being terribly intoxicated while wearing the gorilla suit would be your best bet.

    bah people beat me to it.
     
  11. verwon macrumors 68030

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    Well, your mother told you to stop doing that! :D
     
  12. Hankster macrumors 68020

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    Dress as a gorilla, just make sure you have a pee hole.
     
  13. mrxak macrumors 68000

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    But uh... just be careful nobody calls the cops.
     
  14. Jimbo47 macrumors 6502a

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    Your best bet is to find a skunk, piss it off enough so it sprays you. You are pretty much guaranteed to have a few people leave because of the smell.
     
  15. Pink∆Floyd macrumors 68020

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  16. EvilShenaniganZ macrumors 6502

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    I say a drunk green man.

    [​IMG]

    Just like Charlie :D

    It will make it fun and the crowd will love it.
     
  17. nfl46 macrumors 603

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    I thought your were going to shave your balls for the UPS man?
     
  18. Iphone3gs macrumors 6502

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  19. isoft7 thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Both, but remember, I have to stand up to answer the front door!
     

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