How stupid is this guy?

[DrewDaHilp1]

So reading the local news site and find this story.The only question is how dumb can you be? Just thought some may get a laugh out of it.

http://wbns.com/live/content/local/stories/2009/09/08/story_bennett.html?sid=102

 

[Unspoken Demise]

I'm so sorry, I can't resist.

Well, Ohio is for lovers.

 

[CorvusCamenarum]

Sadly, the article doesn't say whether or not she accepted the date.

 

[THX1139]

Sadly, the article doesn't say whether or not she accepted the date.

No, what is sad is that you are even wondering about it.

 

[Consultant]

Article: Police: Robber Returned To Ask Victim For Date = FAIL Robber

HaHa!

 

[leekohler]

Sadly, the article doesn't say whether or not she accepted the date.

Haha! That was awesome!

 

[Thomas Veil]

Well, Ohio is for lovers.

That's Virginia.

Ohio is for losers.

Yours truly excepted, of course.

 

[ucfgrad93]

Just gotta love stupid criminals.

 

[sushi]

Love is blind!

 

[FrankieTDouglas]

Love is arrested

 

[Rodimus Prime]

Just gotta love stupid criminals.

Sorry but this guy even makes the stupid criminals look smart.

 

[jmann]

lol. How sweet.

Now that I stole all your stuff, can I steal your heart as well?

 

[dmr727]

Perhaps he was the victim of this thread:

https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/780109/

 

[sushi]

lol. How sweet.

Now that I stole all your stuff, can I steal your heart as well?

Snort! He wants it all!

Perhaps he was the victim of this thread:

https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/780109/

Maybe. Just maybe.

That would explain a lot.

 

[alphaod]

Perhaps he was the victim of this thread:

https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/780109/

Damn women. Always working their magic.

 

[CorvusCamenarum]

No, what is sad is that you are even wondering about it.

Well given that Scott Peterson still gets love letters and marriage proposals while in jail, it's not that too far out of the realm of possibility.

 

[DrewDaHilp1]

lol. How sweet.

Now that I stole all your stuff, can I steal your heart as well?

"Sure I will be there to give you conjugal visits my love as long as I can have my iPod back that you stole from me."

 

[tabasco70]

Hahaha.
Sorry that's all I can say.. I don't have anything contributive to say, so I'll just project here that I found it funny.

 

[DrewDaHilp1]

Hahaha.
Sorry that's all I can say.. I don't have anything contributive to say, so I'll just project here that I found it funny.

That's good. That's all I was hoping people would get out of it. LOL

 

[jav6454]

Love is bliss at times... but this time love is stupidity.

 

[duncyboy]

Reminds me of an episode of One Foot In The Grave where the main character was robbed a few weeks previously and one of the burglars calls him to ask if he's still got the manual for the video!

'We just can't set the timer to record?'

 

[sanPietro98]

So on their 1-year anniversary we he give all her stuff back as a token of his affection?

 

[CorvusCamenarum]

So on their 1-year anniversary we he give all her stuff back as a token of his affection?

Just the paper.

 

[bc008]

Perhaps he was the victim of this thread:

https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/780109/

Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women

 

[After G]

Doesn't matter whether she's pretty or ugly.
If she's pretty you lose your mind because she looks good.
If she's ugly, you lose your mind because you actually comprehend what she's saying ...