How to be one of those 'jerks' that girls like

[devilot]

Ok so it's either a sarcastic form of applause, used to show indifference or disdain...

Oops! Not what I intended at all.

...or a term to express genuine appreciation...

Er. Yeah, that's what I was trying to express.

 

[MacRy]

Oops! Not what I intended at all. Er. Yeah, that's what I was trying to express.

LOL. Well in that case

*Big hug*

Think that's fairly self explanatory.

 

[dllavaneras]

Thinking that was sarcasm.

Ya think?

 

[obeygiant]

K... so...

How do I be a jerk?

Apparently girls like that?

You might want to pick up a copy of The Game
It outlines everthing you need to know including mastering the negative complement.