How to contact Steve Jobs?

[jeffzoom]

STEP BY STEP INSTUCTIONS TO TALK TO HIS "STEVENESS":

1) find steve's house
2)contemplate (doesn't matter what, just do it)
3)mysteriously arrive in his rrom in his favorite chair do bond style, with a water gun and everything, or maybe you could try a can of silly string.
4)speak to him
5)vanish out of thin air
6)leave ransom note demanding that the havok engine be ported to mac, now....
7)delete all memories of you being there by bluetooth snarfing his brains away with a pda borrowed (okay, okay...stolen) from the gatemaster himself
8)insert massive Counter strike complex
9)suddenly world becomes perfect
10)rumors of billies demise
11)......................................................................................................

 

[Sun Baked]

STEP BY STEP INSTUCTIONS TO TALK TO HIS "STEVENESS":

1) find steve's house
2)contemplate (doesn't matter what, just do it)
3)mysteriously arrive in his rrom in his favorite chair do bond style, with a water gun and everything, or maybe you could try a can of silly string.
4)speak to him
5)vanish out of thin air
6)leave ransom note demanding that the havok engine be ported to mac, now....
7)delete all memories of you being there by bluetooth snarfing his brains away with a pda borrowed (okay, okay...stolen) from the gatemaster himself
8)insert massive Counter strike complex
9)suddenly world becomes perfect
10)rumors of billies demise
11)......................................................................................................

Well, you may end up in the same courtroom as Steve during your stalker hearings.

And you will be allowed to talk freely to Steve's lawyers and some burly looking cops and security type folks.

 

[FFTT]

How to contact Steve Jobs

Post the entire content of his next Keynote and the exact specifications
of the newest hardware release 2 or 3 weeks before the event.