Of course I read your post. FWIW, I don't see a line of people breaking down the door to help you.
I only meant to emphasize that you should look everywhere that a Voice Memo could possibly be referenced and make sure that those items are unchecked/deselected.
Are they showing on the Music tab with "Include Voice Memos" checked? Do you have other VMs that you want to show?
Where exactly do they show if not at the bottom of the Playlist column under the heading Voice Memos?
If they aren't migrating back onto the device, are they just bothering you because you see them in iTunes?