How to get a new Mac for free and quit smoking at the same time

[cardiac dave]

2 weeks down

A full 2 weeks without a smoke, and the iMac should be delivered within the hour.


IT'S HERE!!!! DAMN IT'S HEAVY!

 

[dsharits]

ahh i can see the ads already.....


the lil switch music is playing you walk up out of a white background

"I used to be a smoker and, by golly it cost me alot of cash to keep up my habit!"

"But then a friend told me about switching, so i put down my pipe" cuts to close up of pipe in hand, "and when out and bought a mac for the price of 6 months of grass!"

"I now make money for designing websites, mainly Truth's website. Would i recommend switching? Well it sure as hell is better than paying my dentist for my past problems...."

Cut to close up of rotted teeth.

Apple logo. end ad.

Sounds great! Here's your music, get started!

 

[cr2sh]

A full 2 weeks without a smoke, and the iMac should be delivered within the hour.


IT'S HERE!!!! DAMN IT'S HEAVY!

That's awesome! Are you actively saving the funds you would have been spending on smokes? Apiggy bank or something that $4.50 goes in every morning?

 

[Shai-Nadir]

If you plan on using the threat of losing the imac to your brother to quit smoking, then you should tell him and everyone else you know about the plan. That way, you would be more committed. If no one else knows about the plan, you could backslide very easily.

 

[noel4r]

I've smoked on and off (mostly on) for 10 years. The main reason I quit 3 months ago was my daughter was born. Hopefully, this is the last time I quit.

 

[Tahko]

Finnland a developing country? Besides isn't sex everyone's favorite pastime before you get TV & Internet?

Love your sig though - very true..

OT:
Yeah, we are stuck with Russians on our east border. And social democrats in the government. And Swedes living on westcoast. Nearness of Russia alone would make anyone seem like Kenya or something.. Thank god we have Nokia, strong economy & most vital biotech in Europe, otherwise we would be doomed!


Poor people don't get pretty womens, that's why smoking is only joy for the unemployed & other retards here.

 

[jeremy.king]

So what the hell do us non-smokers do?!?!?

Actually, this "quitting" policy can be applied to many a vice such as fast food, video games, drugs,etc...

Also, I found it amazing how much more money I had available after we started buying groceries instead of going out 4-5 times/week. There was my new mac

 

[friarbayliff]

Please note that I am not, in any way, encouraging anyone to start smoking in hopes of getting a free Mac for themselves. You must already be a smoker for this non-pyramid scheme to work.

Foiled again