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How to get more Ladies
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I know how to get more ladies: Tell them you have a long-term girlfriend.
No- have a huge bank account and drive a Ferrari.
Did anyone notice the surroundings in his video? Not quite the stuff Id expect to see from someone so gangsta. Grandmas house?
I want that seven minutes of my life back...
The secret to success with the ladies is a simple 2 step process:
The secret to success with the ladies is a simple 2 step process:
- Proposition everyone, and
- Have low standards.
The title of this thread is incorrect, it should be, "How ta gets da bitchez"
And you guys DO realize this is sheer comedy and satire right?
And you guys DO realize this is sheer comedy and satire right?
I've come across a few guys who actually seem to adhere to a similar policy. Awwww, http://upc.*************/uploads/smilies/headstroke.gif I know how to get more ladies: Tell them you have a long-term girlfriend.
Sad, isn't it? e has told me that girls seem to be much more attentive since he's got a ring on his finger.
Insecure bitches™ always so eager to compete with another woman.
Sad, isn't it? e has told me that girls seem to be much more attentive since he's got a ring on his finger.
Chris Rock says it another way:
"When you were single, nobody was thinking about your ugly a**. Then your woman got a hold on you, she cut your hair, washed you down, gave you a Life Saver, wiped the crust outa your eyes... now everybody wanna **** you."
A good start would be to get out of the house, not posting on macrumors.
Also, a shower.
Unless she's also on MacRumors, this is also a good tip. What was that fake ad...? --Oh yeah, here it is...
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I picked up on that too, I just liked him telling everyone how to get "da ladies" whilst constantly calling them "bitchez", brilliant.
How to get more ladies? Take a bath every once in a while and keep your finger out of your nose.
Sad, isn't it? e has told me that girls seem to be much more attentive since he's got a ring on his finger.
It kind of works on themselves as well. I used to tour with family entertainment shows. We'd go out on tour for a good 9 months at a time. Always on these shows were numerous fresh young girls. You always knew which ones were going to be the first ones to hook up. The ones who came on board saying "I have a boyfriend at home." That was a sure sign that they would be hooking up with someone within a month. I am serious when I say it was probably over 80% certain. The girls who did not have boyfriends at home were generally harder to get. Just very bizarre.
Sad, isn't it? e has told me that girls seem to be much more attentive since he's got a ring on his finger.
OoooOooOoohhhhhhhhhhh snap! e's secret plan has finally been unveiled!
Mission Impossible: Win Keira Knightley's Heart:
Step 1: Join MacRumors for teh ladies
Step 2: Become MacRumors moderators to impress teh ladies with power
Step 3: Snap up a lady and get her all the way over to England
Step 4: Marry teh lady
Step 5: Flash the ring to an attentive Keira Knightley
Step 6: ???
Step 7: PROFIT!
(Step 8: Move the hell out of the western hemisphere to avoid teh lady's wrath)
Clearly he's at step 4, and thus MacRumors has accomplished it's purpose.
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I told him about this thread and what I'd said yesterday then he offered a much kinder explanation than I did. (Bless him, he doesn't understand how conniving some women can be.) He thought maybe women just felt more comfortable around a married guy, like he wasn't out to ravage them. Heh, little do they know!
I told him about this thread and what I'd said yesterday then he offered a much kinder explanation than I did. (Bless him, he doesn't understand how conniving some women can be.) He thought maybe women just felt more comfortable around a married guy, like he wasn't out to ravage them. Heh, little do they know!