How to get more Ladies

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Keniff, Jul 19, 2010.

  1. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    I know how to get more ladies: Tell them you have a long-term girlfriend. ;)
     
  2. leekohler macrumors G5

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    No- have a huge bank account and drive a Ferrari.
     
  3. Xavier macrumors 68020

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    A good start would be to get out of the house, not posting on macrumors. :p

    Also, a shower.
     
  4. -aggie- macrumors P6

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    Did anyone notice the surroundings in his video? Not quite the stuff I’d expect to see from someone so gangsta’. Grandma’s house?
     
  5. Darth.Titan macrumors 68030

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    I want that seven minutes of my life back...

    The secret to success with the ladies is a simple 2 step process:
    1. Proposition everyone, and
    2. Have low standards.
    :D
     
  6. Melrose Suspended

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    fixed that for you. ;)
     
  7. Keniff thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    NO! Sorry you can't have them back!
    They're all mine, Mwahahahahahahaha....






    ;)
     
  8. MovieCutter macrumors 68040

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    The title of this thread is incorrect, it should be, "How ta gets da bitchez"

    And you guys DO realize this is sheer comedy and satire right?
     
  9. iBlue macrumors Core

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    :D I've come across a few guys who actually seem to adhere to a similar policy. Awwww, http://upc.*************/uploads/smilies/headstroke.gif


    Sad, isn't it? e has told me that girls seem to be much more attentive since he's got a ring on his finger. :rolleyes: Insecure bitches™ always so eager to compete with another woman.
     
  10. dXTC macrumors 68020

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    Chris Rock says it another way:
    "When you were single, nobody was thinking about your ugly a**. Then your woman got a hold on you, she cut your hair, washed you down, gave you a Life Saver, wiped the crust outa your eyes... now everybody wanna **** you." :D

    Unless she's also on MacRumors, this is also a good tip. What was that fake ad...? --Oh yeah, here it is...
     

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  11. Schtumple macrumors 601

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    I picked up on that too, I just liked him telling everyone how to get "da ladies" whilst constantly calling them "bitchez", brilliant.
     
  12. sikkinixx macrumors 68020

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    Don't.

    Still single, rich and free.



    just kidding dear
     
  13. Fabienne macrumors 65816

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    How to get more ladies? Take a bath every once in a while and keep your finger out of your nose.
     
  14. samiwas macrumors 65816

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    It kind of works on themselves as well. I used to tour with family entertainment shows. We'd go out on tour for a good 9 months at a time. Always on these shows were numerous fresh young girls. You always knew which ones were going to be the first ones to hook up. The ones who came on board saying "I have a boyfriend at home." That was a sure sign that they would be hooking up with someone within a month. I am serious when I say it was probably over 80% certain. The girls who did not have boyfriends at home were generally harder to get. Just very bizarre.
     
  15. ravenvii macrumors 604

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    OoooOooOoohhhhhhhhhhh snap! e's secret plan has finally been unveiled!

    Mission Impossible: Win Keira Knightley's Heart:

    Step 1: Join MacRumors for teh ladies
    Step 2: Become MacRumors moderators to impress teh ladies with power
    Step 3: Snap up a lady and get her all the way over to England
    Step 4: Marry teh lady
    Step 5: Flash the ring to an attentive Keira Knightley
    Step 6: ???
    Step 7: PROFIT!
    (Step 8: Move the hell out of the western hemisphere to avoid teh lady's wrath)

    Clearly he's at step 4, and thus MacRumors has accomplished it's purpose. :eek:

    [​IMG]
     
  16. iBlue macrumors Core

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    ^ :eek: :D


    I told him about this thread and what I'd said yesterday then he offered a much kinder explanation than I did. (Bless him, he doesn't understand how conniving some women can be.) He thought maybe women just felt more comfortable around a married guy, like he wasn't out to ravage them. Heh, little do they know! :D
     

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