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iPod touch How to hide porn on an iPod touch/iPhone

Idea:

Write a shellscript to start the webserver and create your pr0n page.
The same script with a different command line option can delete said page and shutdown the webserver and nuke the safari history/cache. (in case you forget!)

Then whenever you have the urge you just fire up terminal.app, start your shellscript and off you go.
 
This is not actually porn related but thought i'd post it in here because its apache related, when i SFTP in to my touch, i there is no folder called webserver in library??
 
seebul said:
This is not actually porn related but thought i'd post it in here because its apache related, when i SFTP in to my touch, i there is no folder called webserver in library??
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You're probably in /private/var/root/Library...

You need to be in /Library, that's where you'll find the Webserver folder.
 
I want to do this!!

I want to do this so bad. I can absolutely see the value in being able to access files in this way but i just don't have the technical skill.

2 things how do you "ssh" in and do you put the quotation marks around when coding?

If someone could give an annotated How To, i would really appreciate it.

Also, just to add, my ipod is jailbroken and apache & bsd subsystems are installed.
 
I dont care much for the pr0n solution. actually, I dont care if anyone sees my pr0n on my touch. I aint ashamed of nothing at all.

I do care however, and I cant understand that there isn't a huge amount of outrage seen about this, that friggin itunes cripples my pictures.

this thread got me started on an idea and I tried all night but failed more or less miserably.

I tried to use an apple os x shell script to get apache to list all images in directories by producing thumbnails and making them clickable to open for full view. all worked well until I had to install imagemagick.

I wonder if you guys have any ideas related to this. wonder if I could install coppermine or similar (although all of those depend on imagestick too).

basically, I want a photo app like the one installed on the touch, just not having to use itunes (or hack that crapware) so one would have the freedom to select resolutions indexed and synced.
 
write a script to resize the photos using IM or similiar off of the touch? I wouldn't want to see the touch try to resize a 6MP image using IM anyway.

Alternatively, why not just show it through safari and let safari do the resizing?
 
With all this talk about you-know-what...

Was the ipod touch meant for this? :eek:

*cough* *Teee heee heeee hehh*
 
Hahahaha kudo's for this thread. Though it is quite logical. When I told my friends I'm getting a touch the first they they said was:

I bet your using your iPod all day then in bus and classes, watching pr0n in class. Hahah:D They're right thoAnd they joked that I didn't need pr0n on it because I jack of at the Apple logo because I'm such a fanboy hahaha:eek: Which isn't so, the bastards:p
 
WOW, just friggin amazing. I find this thread to be hilarious, yet, oh crap, my girlfriend is coming....got to go!
 
Lol, hilarious thread...

...and just a thought, if you have to look at pr0n, do you need to worry about anybody finding it? ;)

(lol, just messing)
 
I'm surprised no one has mentioned just streaming the videos and clearing your cache when you're done.

Anyway, I'm testing out a new app that does exactly the above. Message me here for beta invites.

http://screwphone.com
 
Well, i've written a php script to do just this...

It's called iphpPod, requires Apache and PHP installed.

It's accessed through Safari, and lets you watch / listen to media without having to transfer it via iTunes.

Support for .mp3, .mp4 and images (bmp, gif, jpg, png). It will even create video thumbnails for your mp4's (providing you install ffmpeg also).

Follow the instructions here:
http://www.ipodtouchfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32642
 
the app to use is hidepod

There's an app that lets you hide videos behind a calculator.

Its pretty sweet, check it out at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1757xotJSYM

You can skin the program to look just like the calculator, you can also hide applications. I checked out their website and it looks like the next version will have the ability to hide photos as well (actually you can see the icon for the button they use in the HidePod.app directory This feature isn't available yet, but you can see they must be working on it)

brilliant:cool:
 
cwolves said:
until my nephew wants to watch Ratatouille and I can't give him a good reason as to why he's not allowed to :) Or better yet I happen to leave my iPod lying around and he decides to watch it.
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That's a good way to find out if your nephew is smart or not. If he's smart he'll never let on that he found your porn.

I'm surprised nobody made an app for the app store for this exact reason. Of course it would need to be disguised so apple would let it through. I guess you could just use one of the air sharing type apps to hide the files you don't want anyone to find. I think discover let's you password protect certain folders and it's free
 
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