I am getting tired of explaining how to spell my last name. I want a button on my iPhone's home screen, and when I tap it, the iPhone's entire screen immediately fills with an image file containing my name in high-contrast block letters. Unsatisfactory Hack Idea 1: Make the .gif of my name, upload it to the iPhone using iTunes/iPhoto "photo albums". Pro: The image is stored locally. Con: I need to click on "Photo Roll", then browse to the proper photo. I might as well just say it out loud. Unsatisfactory Hack Idea 2: Make the .gif of my name, upload it to my website, bookmark the URL and put the bookmark on the home screen. Pro: One tap only. Con: The image is not stored locally, so it needs to load, and it might not load without connectivity. I might as well just say it out loud. Please help me, I'm dying here.