How to Watch Apple's WWDC 2023 Keynote on June 5

[Alpha God Vonn]

Don't worry, your condition is safe here.

Y’all still get excited?
Apple has gotten Lazy

 

[sjsharksfan12]

So excited! As much as I look forward to iPhone announcements in the fall, it’s the IOS updates that make the greater impact to me.

<chanting>We want a Holodeck! 😂🖖🤓

I want a teleporter and food replicator. Just think you fix Global Warming and improve the lives of people with those two things. We should get on that.

 

[Alpha God Vonn]

That's because we're living in the future already. Would you like tomorrow's lotto numbers?

Yes I would!
I give you 1 million after I win

 

[SYCAMOREGRAD]

“Mountain standard time” only applies to Arizona, which never changes its time. But pole in Colorado and Wyoming might be misled. But I’m guessing it’s ok because everybody messes this up…

 

[Boil]

WWDC should be about the software... I guess I say that as am not interested in a VR headset lol

No problem with a two hour keynote covering some new hardware; the whole rest of the week is where the real focus on software is...?

Step 1: Take the day off from work

I remember taking a half day at work so I could drive up to Tampa (from Sarasota at the time) to watch Steve give a keynote on the sat feed in an Apple Store...

 

[magicschoolbus]

I want the iMac M3 in purple.

 

[wilhoitm]

Go to work Buddy.
& thank me later

I am taking the whole week off! At WWDC there are Developer sessions all week from morning until night!

 

[Boil]

I am taking the whole week off! At WWDC there are Developer sessions all week from morning until night!

LIES...! The keynote is supposedly packed with hardware to the point where there is no room for software (according to some around here), so obviously all the dev sessions are hardware related only...! /s

 

[puckhead193]

Is this live or apple still going the prerecorded route

 

[redbeard331]

Maybe we can all show up to watch it in person, forget storming Area 51 we can all show up to party in Cupertino!

 

[JosephAW]

Will watch it on my iPad Air Gen 1 running iOS 12 🙄

 

[Boil]

Maybe we can all show up to watch it in person, forget storming Area 51 we can all show up to party in Cupertino!

They cannot stop us if we HALO jump into the center of the Mothership...!

 

[svish]

Will be watching on Apple website.

 

[sbcdk]

You guys remember Live on stage, in front of an audience, instead of sterile prerecordings? The ambience, the fun when things didnt go quite according to plan? It made everything come to life.

Apple underestimate the users, when then think we expect perfection. We dont. We just want a good time, some laughs, and great products.

 

[StrollerEd]

What, no Succession jokes and/or spoilers?

 

[ralpa]

Thanks.

From Hong Kong, Ralpa

 

[CaspianKing]

*Yawn* another exciting WWDC

 

[kp98077]

Do they release iPhone at this event? 15” MBA very intriguing. Tiered of my heavy 16 😂

 

[_Spinn_]

I’m pumped for next week!!!

 

[Mr. Awesome]

Is it really that hard to not go to a website until you watch it?

It is hard to go to Apple’s website itself or a website that’s entirely focused on the latest Apple announcements and not come across plentiful spoilers finding the stream, yes.

 

[TheYayAreaLiving 🎗️]

This is all I’m asking for… 🙏🏻

https://twitter.com/x/status/1664285891488284678

 

[sjsharksfan12]

You guys remember Live on stage, in front of an audience, instead of sterile prerecordings? The ambience, the fun when things didnt go quite according to plan? It made everything come to life.

Apple underestimate the users, when then think we expect perfection. We dont. We just want a good time, some laughs, and great products.

I remember people clapping every so often like it was the State of the Union. There is better flow with the pre-recorded stuff.

 

[TheYayAreaLiving 🎗️]

When will WWDC23 start in your city?

 

[Crowbot]

When will WWDC23 start in your city?

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Any idea what the asterisks mean?