Human For Sale

[Lyle]

How would you know if you were penalized for one of your answers? Did some of you actually see a negative dollar amount by one of the categories?

I don't guess I got penalized for any of my answers, but a lot of them contributed nothing to my price tag. Which, by the way, is $1,966,870.

 

[jelloshotsrule]

Might be the fact that I don't know what a SAT score is, so I left the field blank, earning no money at all...

what the heck is this?!?! when are they going to release a version that is fully featured for our worldwide friends?!?!?! now you all can fight about who should be next to get their own personalized version. hah

lyle- there is a parentheses around any negative answers dollar amount, i believe

 

[emw]

1.6 million.

I got 40K taken off for being a homo.

[stereotype]But I'm sure you made up for that on the sense of style question.[/stereotype]

 

[eva01]

2.1 mil

 

[hcuar]

$2,141,474 for me...

Seems kinda on the low side...

 

[devilot]

$2,017,360

Too bad I can't cash in on that right now.

 

[i.Feature]

Too bad I can't cash in on that right now.

I was kinda thinking the same... Where do i find a buyer!

 

[cyberddot]

You are worth exactly $1,993,958....? I've got to work on that $2million barrier.

I was docked $10K for being bald? Booo. This was balanced out through a $5K bonus for being right handed, and a lowly $5K bonus for my wedding tackle.

 

[floriflee]

$2,027,158. I got nothing for bra size and not going bald.

 

[liketom]

I was kinda thinking the same... Where do i find a buyer!

on the marketplace .. but you have to include your Mac

 

[emw]

a lowly $5K bonus for my wedding tackle.

I would think that being married would be a minus, since if sold it would probably need to be a two-for-one deal.

 

[MongoTheGeek]

2.6M and change. Seriously dinged on the weight and body type. Not for the cancer and hypertension though.

 

[Mr. Durden]

$2,560,430

I just guessed on a couple of things like SAT (its been 15 years!) and High School GPA. Didnt go particularly high on either one though. I wonder why I lose money for NOT being divorced, NOT downloading porn, and NOT doing drugs.

 

[jtalerico]

<a href="http://www.humanforsale.com" title="How much am I worth?">I am worth $2,270,892 on HumanForSale.com</a>

 

[i.Feature]

on the marketplace .. but you have to include your Mac

I'd include the system of the buyers choice for that price.

 

[liketom]

I'd include the system of the buyers choice for that price.

only if you worked at Virginia Tech .. then i'd take all your Mac's

 

[emw]

Alright, I broke down and did it. $2.5M.

Of course, a few things I found interesting:

- While it asks if you've ever been divorced, it doesn't care if you're single or married.
- Males are worth more than females on a base level ($200K v. $135K)
- While you lose money for being bald for some reason, having hair is worthless.
- You are worth more if you have a good sense of style than if you're athletic.
- Ethnicity plays no part in changing one's "worth"

Also, I'm apparently worth more than my wife. I'll make sure to emphasize that later. Speaking of which, there wasn't a question on if you were vindictive or not.

 

[IanF0729]

1.6 million.

I got 40K taken off for being a homo.

You got money taken off for that? I didn't...I got $0 for sexuality.

Under sexuality it said N/A, but I selected "Gay."

I'm worth $2,333,164, apparently.

 

[D0ct0rteeth]

$2,787,798

Not that I have any idea how they came up with that number.

I think http://www.dinkytown.net/java/NetWorth.html is much more important - and isnt just a game.

 

[_bnkr612]

$2,411,278

I'll take that figure.

I thank my genetics for everything, it's the only reason we can take the test. Except buying Apple products, that was solely my decision.

 

[yellow]

I need to get in better shape to up my worth. As it is, $2,003,464. I wonder if I can borrow against my own equity?

 

[jelloshotsrule]

I think http://www.dinkytown.net/java/NetWorth.html is much more important - and isnt just a game.

i prefer yours too!

Projected net worth
( 100% Annual Asset Growth, -25% Annual Liability Growth)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Year Assets Liabilities Net Worth
1 $150,000,000 $0 $150,000,000
2 $300,000,000 $0 $300,000,000
3 $600,000,000 $0 $600,000,000
4 $1,200,000,000 $0 $1,200,000,000
5 $2,400,000,000 $0 $2,400,000,000
6 $4,800,000,000 $0 $4,800,000,000
7 $9,600,000,000 $0 $9,600,000,000
8 $19,200,000,000 $0 $19,200,000,000
9 $38,400,000,000 $0 $38,400,000,000
10 $76,800,000,000 $0 $76,800,000,000

 

[yellow]

That site is depressing.

 

[zap2]

1,866,740

 

[emw]

Projected net worth
( 100% Annual Asset Growth, -25% Annual Liability Growth)

Hard to lose that game. That gave me somewhere in the neighborhood of a $500,000,000 net worth in 10 years. Not holding my breath on that. The more realistic figure was about $2,500,000. At which point my net worth will exceed my sale worth. So perhaps I'll keep myself a little longer.