Human head found in plastic bag.

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    Never mind the pseudo human heart :p , a human head was found by dogs near the Hollywood sign. :eek:
     
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    The head was found in a plastic grocery bag.

    In other news, O.J.Simpson was seen in a grocery being asked "paper or plastic".

    (Such bad taste :eek::eek:)
     
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    Thanks. Ol' fumble fingers strikes again.

    Fixed, with a NZ link. The original was the L.A. Times.
     
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    Not bad taste. Just a bit behind the times :p
     
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    Sadly true...so true.:eek:
     
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    HEY. Tell him it's comfy back here. And a Hell of a lot safer too. :(
     
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    I'm trying to work out what would be worse to find; a body with no head or a head with no body. :confused:
     
  9. carlgo macrumors 68000

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    It is just so hard to get rid of human bodies.

    Burying: hard digging and suspicious mounds attract people.
    Vats of acid: Where in hell do you buy 55 gallons of acid without suspicion?
    Throwing off to side of road: Highway workers always find them.
    Fire: you need a huge, hot, long-lasting fire that smells like BBQ. Nobody will notice that.
    Throwing in water: ask that Peterson guy how that worked. They always pop up
    Dragging to remote area: all these hikers and their pesky dogs.
    Hoffa Burgers: who has access to a giant industrial meat grinder?
    Scattered parts: Always seem to get found. And hideously messy.
     
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    Feed 'em to the pigs. They will get rid of everything.

    Personally, I think was just the Highlander claiming another Quickening.

    There can be only one!!
     
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    What about a wood chipper?
     
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    Is that your friend in the wood chipper there?
     
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    The solution to this, and many other life problems, is a volcano.
     
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    Just going to say that.

    "never trust a pig farmer"
     
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    They have yet to find the dick in a box.

    SURPRISE!!!! :D
     
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    I guess the killer didn't know anyone in the 'construction' business, otherwise he would already be in the footings of a skyscraper somewhere.
     
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    Amateurs. You need a building that will stand for about 100 years.

    They were very shabby in their work ethic.
     

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