Human head found in plastic bag.

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macrumors G3
Feb 26, 2011
8,931
1,606
New England, USA
The head was found in a plastic grocery bag.

In other news, O.J.Simpson was seen in a grocery being asked "paper or plastic".

(Such bad taste :eek::eek:)
 

carlgo

macrumors 68000
Dec 29, 2006
1,806
17
Monterey CA
It is just so hard to get rid of human bodies.

Burying: hard digging and suspicious mounds attract people.
Vats of acid: Where in hell do you buy 55 gallons of acid without suspicion?
Throwing off to side of road: Highway workers always find them.
Fire: you need a huge, hot, long-lasting fire that smells like BBQ. Nobody will notice that.
Throwing in water: ask that Peterson guy how that worked. They always pop up
Dragging to remote area: all these hikers and their pesky dogs.
Hoffa Burgers: who has access to a giant industrial meat grinder?
Scattered parts: Always seem to get found. And hideously messy.
 

steve2112

macrumors 68040
Feb 20, 2009
3,023
6
East of Lyra, Northwest of Pegasus
It is just so hard to get rid of human bodies.

Burying: hard digging and suspicious mounds attract people.
Vats of acid: Where in hell do you buy 55 gallons of acid without suspicion?
Throwing off to side of road: Highway workers always find them.
Fire: you need a huge, hot, long-lasting fire that smells like BBQ. Nobody will notice that.
Throwing in water: ask that Peterson guy how that worked. They always pop up
Dragging to remote area: all these hikers and their pesky dogs.
Hoffa Burgers: who has access to a giant industrial meat grinder?
Scattered parts: Always seem to get found. And hideously messy.
Feed 'em to the pigs. They will get rid of everything.

Personally, I think was just the Highlander claiming another Quickening.

There can be only one!!
 

barkomatic

macrumors 601
Aug 8, 2008
4,113
1,885
Manhattan
It is just so hard to get rid of human bodies.

Burying: hard digging and suspicious mounds attract people.
Vats of acid: Where in hell do you buy 55 gallons of acid without suspicion?
Throwing off to side of road: Highway workers always find them.
Fire: you need a huge, hot, long-lasting fire that smells like BBQ. Nobody will notice that.
Throwing in water: ask that Peterson guy how that worked. They always pop up
Dragging to remote area: all these hikers and their pesky dogs.
Hoffa Burgers: who has access to a giant industrial meat grinder?
Scattered parts: Always seem to get found. And hideously messy.
What about a wood chipper?
 

0098386

Suspended
Jan 18, 2005
21,574
2,909
It is just so hard to get rid of human bodies.

Burying: hard digging and suspicious mounds attract people.
Vats of acid: Where in hell do you buy 55 gallons of acid without suspicion?
Throwing off to side of road: Highway workers always find them.
Fire: you need a huge, hot, long-lasting fire that smells like BBQ. Nobody will notice that.
Throwing in water: ask that Peterson guy how that worked. They always pop up
Dragging to remote area: all these hikers and their pesky dogs.
Hoffa Burgers: who has access to a giant industrial meat grinder?
Scattered parts: Always seem to get found. And hideously messy.
The solution to this, and many other life problems, is a volcano.
 
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