Humans are disgusting. Using someone else's iPad

Vic-Viper

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Apr 1, 2010
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While I have my own iPad, its difficult for me to approach anyone else's do to the smears. You can always tell if someone has been typing on an iPad from the smudge patterns. Humans are disgusting and treat the world like a giant sock. Anyone else get this reaction?
 

GoCubsGo

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Feb 19, 2005
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Smudges on glass are 100% guaranteed unless you wear gloves all of the time. The human body, even you champ, sheds dead skin cells and produces oil all day long. It is without a doubt impossible not to do this unless you exfoliate a few times a day with a rough exfoliator and even then, you still produce oil.

It just a fact and the fact that you can't understand this makes me agree with the above, seek help. Tell them I sent you because for every neat freak I send their way they enter me in a drawing for a free iPad.
 
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Nova69

macrumors member
Sep 13, 2007
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Ever touch anything in a public bathroom? Doorknob, sink handle, flusher?
 
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Imsuperjp

macrumors 6502
Apr 9, 2010
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Don't generalize all humans as digesting when it's you that can't keep your iPad clean :)
 
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the vj

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Nov 23, 2006
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While I have my own iPad, its difficult for me to approach anyone else's do to the smears. You can always tell if someone has been typing on an iPad from the smudge patterns. Humans are disgusting and treat the world like a giant sock. Anyone else get this reaction?
You may be virgin and never had kids around neither.
 
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ob81

macrumors 65816
Jun 11, 2007
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Virginia Beach
Smudges on glass are 100% guaranteed unless you wear gloves all of the time. The human body, even you champ, sheds dead skin cells and produces oil all day long. It is without a doubt impossible not to do this unless you exfoliate a few times a day with a rough exfoliator and even then, you still produce oil.

It just a fact and the fact that you can't understand this makes me agree with the above, seek help. Tell them I sent you because for every neat freak I send their way they enter me in a drawing for a free iPad.

ROFL

Made my night. This thread is hilarious.
 
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iVoid

macrumors 65816
Jan 9, 2007
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Get a screen protector that hides fingerprints.

If Apple wasn't so glossy-happy in order to attract the people who like shiny things, they'd have a proper anti-glare screen that resists fingerprints.
 
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modular

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Apr 10, 2009
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Lol, From reading the thread title, I thought the story would be more along the lines of, " I borrowed my friends ipad and found some crazy nasty porn, humans are disgusting"

...or smudges on the screen
 
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