Humans are disgusting. Using someone else's iPad

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  1. Vic-Viper macrumors regular

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    While I have my own iPad, its difficult for me to approach anyone else's do to the smears. You can always tell if someone has been typing on an iPad from the smudge patterns. Humans are disgusting and treat the world like a giant sock. Anyone else get this reaction?
     
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  4. GoCubsGo macrumors Nehalem

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    Smudges on glass are 100% guaranteed unless you wear gloves all of the time. The human body, even you champ, sheds dead skin cells and produces oil all day long. It is without a doubt impossible not to do this unless you exfoliate a few times a day with a rough exfoliator and even then, you still produce oil.

    It just a fact and the fact that you can't understand this makes me agree with the above, seek help. Tell them I sent you because for every neat freak I send their way they enter me in a drawing for a free iPad.
     
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  6. Surely Guest

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    Ah sweet. Can we go halfsies on this one?:p
     
  7. GoCubsGo macrumors Nehalem

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    You bet rockstar!
     
  8. Nova69 macrumors member

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    Ever touch anything in a public bathroom? Doorknob, sink handle, flusher?
     
  9. Vic-Viper thread starter macrumors regular

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  10. Imsuperjp macrumors 6502

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    Don't generalize all humans as digesting when it's you that can't keep your iPad clean :)
     
  11. the vj macrumors 6502a

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    You may be virgin and never had kids around neither.
     
  12. gwynne macrumors 68000

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    You win this thread.
     
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    +1
     
  15. Applepi macrumors 6502a

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    This is awesome.
     
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  17. msduncan macrumors 6502

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    No, but I do find that humans can't spell.
     
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    ROFL

    Made my night. This thread is hilarious.
     
  20. iVoid macrumors 65816

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    Get a screen protector that hides fingerprints.

    If Apple wasn't so glossy-happy in order to attract the people who like shiny things, they'd have a proper anti-glare screen that resists fingerprints.
     
  21. modular macrumors regular

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    Lol, From reading the thread title, I thought the story would be more along the lines of, " I borrowed my friends ipad and found some crazy nasty porn, humans are disgusting"

    ...or smudges on the screen
     
  22. mikethebigo macrumors 68000

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    Ever seen an iPhone screen after it's held against an oily face?
     
  23. Lakeland*won macrumors member

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    Hahahah.

    This thread is amazing.

    I HANATIZE ( hand + sanatize= hanatize) all day.
     
  24. Surely Guest

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    As long as you keep your iPad off the back of your cruiser, I think you're all good.:D;)
     

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