Yeah, that's pretty pointless. Like someone else pointed out, you may feel safer with a big SUV, but what about the other people on the road? You being safer means they are less safe.
You're gonna have to comprimise somewhere.
And as the BBC show Top Gear has shown, even small cars can survive crashes just fine. (That's a micro-sized 'SMART' car running into a solid wall at 75 MPH, and the passenger's door still works just fine. Of course, crashing into a solid wall at 75 MPH in *ANY* vehicle would likely kill the occupants from sheer G-forces, but it shows that small cars don't have do disintegrate on impact.) I can't find the study right now (just mentions to it on sites that I know won't be considered reputable by SUV defenders,) but there are studies that have shown that in SUV-car collisions, the car occupants are 4x more likely to be killed than the SUV occupants. "Hey, at least I live" is apparently the motto of SUV drivers. There are also studies that show that in general, SUVs are no safer, and have just as many fatal accidents per mile travelled, as smaller cars. Yes, in SUV-car collisions, the SUV occupants are safer, but that's not true of any other type of crash. (And at least some models of SUV are more prone to rollover, a risk that almost no smaller cars have to worry about.)
Again, I have no problem with people owning and using SUVs for what they are meant to be used for. It's the ultra-selfish people who are risking other drivers, and harming the environment disproportionately, that I dislike. And, hell, I have no problem at all with people who drive hybrid or electric SUVs as their primary vehicles. (Ford Escape or Mercury Mountaineer Hybrid, Toyota Highlander or Lexus 400h Hybrid, Toyota RAV4-EV...)
P.S. The reason the original Hummer, along with the Chevy Suburban and the Ford Excursion are more popular than even still-large-but-not-quite-as-large models is that they are so big that they are exempt from EPA laws that regulate smaller vehicles! And, they're large enough to be considered 'commercial' vehicles by default, so if you can in any way justify that you are a business (really easy to do,) you can write off the entire purchase price from your taxes.