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iGary said:
Bunch of Lactose-Intolerant Thread Hijackers™!!!!!
We are the B.L.I.T.H. and we represent the majority of adult humans! Eating cheese if futile, you will be assimilated through natural selection.

Cheese eating northern europeans! Your mother was a doormouse and your father smelt of gruyere.

How's that for mixed geek references?

Good luck with your potential food poisoning Gary. You may seriously want to eat a yogurt and see which bacteria wins. :p

B
 
mac_head101 said:
Can lactose intolerant babies breastfeed?

Here's some information I found:

Could my baby be lactose intolerant?
It's highly unlikely. If your baby is truly lactose intolerant, it means that he was born without the ability to produce lactase, the enzyme necessary to digest lactose, the primary sugar in cows' milk and breast milk, but this condition is extremely rare in babies. (Between 5 and 15 percent of Caucasians and more than 80 percent of people of African and Asian descent eventually become lactose intolerant, but symptoms don't usually start until later in childhood or early adulthood.) A baby born lactose intolerant would be very sick right from birth. He would fail to thrive or gain weight because he would not be able to digest breast milk or formula and would need to be put on a special diet right away to survive.

That said, if your otherwise healthy newborn has very watery stools and is passing a lot of gas, he may have what is known as functional lactase deficiency, which means that he's not yet able to completely digest lactose. This is a temporary condition that's common in the first few weeks of life and may even persist for several months.

Link.
 
I've wondered if I'm at least mildly lactose intolerant. Drinking milk plain or eating LOTS of dairy (does not happen often) makes me gassy and bloated. I rarely drink glasses of milk, if I can help it (although I had my share in India when relatives kept making warm milk for us in droves). Usually it comes in the form of yogurt, ice cream, cheese (love me some cheese), or in a bowl of cereal. I've started using more Soy milk in certain products (oatmeal, protein shakes and such), and I've noticed my bowels are feeling better for it.
 
PB&J sandwiches.

One of the last vestiges of my childhood and now my stomach can no longer handle it! Curses! :(

At least there's still Calvin and Hobbes.
 
I have a craving for takeaway left overs at breakfast. Usually cold chicken tikka masala and naan Bread. "NO! Don't throw that out!"

Don't get me wrong, I'm not proud of it. :( Hasn't made me sick yet, but I'm counting the days. :p
 
balamw said:
Cheese eating northern europeans! Your mother was a doormouse and your father smelt of gruyere.
Mmmm... Gruyere... :D
 

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Yea! umm... BUTTER. Whenever I have bacon muffins I stick a load of butter on the muffins. lovely but its probably going to kill me :)
 
Chocolate. I'm mildly allergic but can't lay off the stuff. If I eat too much, well, it's not exceptionally pretty.
 
emw said:
Chocolate. I'm mildly allergic but can't lay off the stuff. If I eat too much, well, it's not exceptionally pretty.

time to hijack this thread some more.

are you ready for the march madness rematch!

:D

im taking first this time. lets do this!
 
mad jew said:
Forty six... I think she's taken though...
46? Bad taste... in men? That would mean that, a few decades ago, she would have been... oh, my... and the poor judgement thing... and that drunken college trip I took "down under", as it were... oh, man.

Son?
 
mad jew said:
Dad? So that's where I get my incredible posting talents from...
You may have inherited your devilish good looks and your crab-like skin from your mother, but I'm proud to see you've inherited - and improved upon - my ability to post inane comments in almost any thread.

*** wipes tear from eye ***
 
jsw said:
You may have inherited your devilish good looks and your crab-like skin from your mother, but I'm proud to see you've inherited - and improved upon - my ability to post inane comments in almost any thread.

*** wipes tear from eye ***

I'm feeling a tad Verklempt™. But I'm only using him to get to his sister Amy

;)™
 
iGary said:
Just looking at bologna makes me want to hurl.

Umm, you mean Throw Up in Your Mouth A Little™, right? :confused: ™

I ate too many Tootsie Rolls once as a kid. Can't bear the thought of eating one.
 
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