I went to Nantucket,Mass for a rest and went to drop off my trash at the dump. I then found a wii with all the stuff included 


There once was a Wii in Nantucket
But an angry mom decided to chuck it
Much to some kid's dismay
It surely made rorycornell's day
You forgot the last line!
"All you disbelievers can suck it!"
Congrats on the find! Back in college I found a Pismo in a dumpster. I used that thing every day for a year, then passed it on. My grandma gave it to my cousin after I bought her a new white macbook for christmas last year. It has made us all quite happy. I hope your wii works and brings you many hours of mindless entertainment!