You forgot the last line!
"All you disbelievers can suck it!"
Congrats on the find! Back in college I found a Pismo in a dumpster. I used that thing every day for a year, then passed it on. My grandma gave it to my cousin after I bought her a new white macbook for christmas last year. It has made us all quite happy. I hope your wii works and brings you many hours of mindless entertainment!