I had a bat hiding in my bra

[eRondeau]

Just wondering -- did anybody else get this same ad at the top of their screen, or was it just me? This is either Google AdWords at work, or one heck of a co-incidence!

 

[Abstract]

Ooooh, lopsided boobs!

 

[idyll]

Lucky bat

 

[GSMiller]

The 19-year-old was amazed to discover vibrations through her body were caused not by her phone but by a bat in her underwear....

...She keeps her cell phone in her bra?

 

[Thomas Veil]

Yeah, I believe this ...just like I believe the last famous bat story I read:

 

[roisin and mac]

...She keeps her cell phone in her bra?

I dunno if she does, but I can explain it to you 'cause I've done that plenty of times (I'm a girl, about similar size to her). Provided you got a small phone, it can be a real practical way to carry it so it's not in the way, and there's the bonus that you're guaranteed to know there's an incoming call/message even if you're somewhere really loud, like a concert for instance Works best with very small phones (the most recent, expensive phones that have a camera and a music player and Gawd knows what on them are kinda too big), and flip phones are especially good because you can clip them onto the strap for easier access.

I've done that with my phones, you can put it on the waistband of your jeans, clipped open, or your bikini bottoms too. I've also done it with my crappy Creative Muvo music player, which is a little bigger than a shuffle but doesn't have a clip. It's kinda the modern equivalent to the long-established practice of carrying stuff in one's garter.

 

[donga]

weird. and also wanting attention. it wasn't even a full grown bat, come on now

 

[iJohnHenry]

I've done that with my phones, you can put it on the waistband of your jeans, clipped open, or your bikini bottoms too.

I like the bra idea better. More secure.

You could be the victim of a bump-and-grab with the phone "clipped" to your outside clothing.

 

[mahashel]

Anybody else think that the "bat child" image looks like a heavily-photoshopped pic of Billy Corgan? lol

You be the judge..

 

[Mindflux]

do not want

 

[localoid]

Just another publicity stunt designed to bolster the sagging boob industry.

 

[tresbien]

you'd be amazed how handy bras are for storage, which is why I wasn't surprised that she thought it was her phone. I've been known to store mine there too! Think about it, wearing a bra is like creating two cushion-y pockets.

 

[mustang_dvs]

Interesting sidebar on that site:



Bear in mind that a number of British "newpapers" feature topless women on their inside facing pages.

 

[RedTomato]

I fully agree.

If it's worth doing, it's worth doing it naked.

 

[iJohnHenry]

you'd be amazed how handy bras are for storage, which is why I wasn't surprised that she thought it was her phone. I've been known to store mine there too! Think about it, wearing a bra is like creating two cushion-y pockets.

"High Pockets", a name given to Angie Dickenson, by The Duke in Rio Bravo.

It's where she 'stored' her poker winnings.

 

[RedTomato]

I know several women who store various 'substances' in their bra. Apparently it's a good location as security people are reluctant to search you there.

Sources inform me that the WonderBra is apparently the best model for this as it comes with pockets for the removeable padding, which can also be used for other storage.

Now you've learnt something new today.

 

[StarbucksSam]

I think this needs to be nominated for "MacRumors Top 10 Most Eccentric Thread Titles" (Oh wait, that does not exist!)

 

[Queso]

It said she was driving... In the UK that's illegal.

Not true. Women are perfectly entitled to drive in the UK.





It's just we prefer them not to