I think Apple's reasoning lies in the fact your problem is accidentally unplugging it which in turn caused a measly 8 cycles of loss (which probably was inevitable without unplugging it) instead of another person accidentally ripping their MacBook off a desk causing significantly more damage.
Since it seems you aren't running it unplugged, try recalibrating your battery. You might find that you haven't even necessarily lost 8.
Also, if you really want to "keep it from pulling loose" it wouldn't be to challenging to make that possible.
Another solution is change your Energy Settings to dim the screen when it is on battery. The lower screen brightness would then inform you its on battery.