I just don't know anymore

Discussion in 'iPod' started by Jebbuit, Aug 19, 2013.

  1. Jebbuit macrumors newbie

    Jebbuit

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    Hey guys. 21 year old student living in the big apple here :)

    I recently came upon something.... weird. I was sitting on a park bench enjoying some Neutral Milk Hotel on my iPhone 4s, when I look down and see some foil. Upon closer inspection, I realize that this is not foil, this is an iPod touch. I picked it up and from muscle memory instantly realized it was an iPod touch 4th generation. This is where it gets weird. The back of the iPod Touch is completely gold. Yes, real gold. It had the initials E.B. inscribed onto the back of it. My curiosity couldn't be held back, and I turned it on. The typical apple loading screen came up, and there was no lock password. This is where it gets weird. The iPod had absolutely nothing installed but safari. No base apps. No calculator, no notepad, just safari. I opened safari and it seemed normal, but in the favorites there were a bunch of "onion" sites. I was on public WI-fi from Starbucks and clicked on one. It was a website where I could buy human breast milk WTF.
    I just want to know what the hell this iPod is. Thanks guys.
     
  2. chumawumba macrumors 6502

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    This is probably the weirdest thread I have ever read.

    Can you post a pic of the homescreen and back?
     
  3. cambookpro macrumors 603

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    I want to see pics or I call BS. Although it sounds possible, just unlikely.
     
  4. 12vElectronics macrumors 68040

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    Very weird. I'd put it back where you found it and walk away.
     
  5. chumawumba macrumors 6502

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    You say this is an iPod Touch 4th generation, yet the images you provided are 640 x 1136, which is the resolution of the 5th generation iPod Touch. Some muscle memory.
     
  6. Pharmscott macrumors 6502a

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    Where did the pic go? Did the onion underworld make you take it down?
     
  7. inscrewtable macrumors 65816

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    Obviously owned by a very wealthy baby. Case closed.
     
  8. chumawumba macrumors 6502

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  9. Ffosse macrumors 6502a

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    You, Sir, get ten out of ten for listening to Neural Milk Hotel...top banana!

    The rest of the post is just weird.
     
  10. Hastings101 macrumors 68000

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    lol I missed fun posts like this. +10000 up ratings
     
  11. JayCee842 macrumors 6502a

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    I would appreciate if you would at least post some pictures of the iPod :)
     
  12. preyan macrumors 6502

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    Why would anyone want to BUY human breast milk when you can get it naturally :D
    Weirdest post ever!!! :D
     
  13. Apple fanboy macrumors P6

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  14. rutledjw macrumors member

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    Agreed, high points for weird. I'd say 99.9% chance this is a troll post - but kudos sir - it's a keeper!
     

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