Sorry mate, I still don't get it, even looking at the link, what's The Pilot got to do with it?
Sorry mate, I still don't get it, even looking at the link, what's The Pilot got to do with it?
Then I guess you're on the outside of this joke.
Just go rent Season 4 of Seinfeld and watch this episode. Then, my friend, you will know everything.
...I start looking for my phone so that I can listen to music while I do #2.
calling it now... post of the year.
Dumb question - is the phone toast?
Send this story to Apple and I doubt they'd think twice about replacing it for free.
I laughed so hard I started crying. I've never cried so much.
Thanks for being brave and sharing this with everyone.
Just because you like and praise Seinfeld doesn't mean anyone else does.
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"I can't hold it in anymore. I try but in the end I have to excuse myself and let it go in front of my mother and significant other."
I'm sorry, no way a guy is going to sh*t himself in front of his gf.
He'd hang his ass outside the door, out the window...anything.
I've witnessed such an accident, when someone has to go they have to go...just get out of the way!!!
I feel your pain original poster, and you prove yet again why moms ROCK!!
haha wow dude, that must of sucked. i woulda ran across the freeway inside the forest behind a tree or something and just done it there. its wayyy better then doing that in front of ur mom and girlfriend.
that reminds me of what happend to me.
i was in the phillipines and at this computer cafe place. i ate some bad food and my stomach felt really bad, and there was no bathrooms around.
back at my uncles house they were having a party, but that was the closest house/bathroom around. so what do i do? i took a taxi back to the house. i was running through a lonngg alley way to go inside the house when it just finnally came out, over 15 people saw sh*t go out my shorts (and since my stomach hurted, it didnt go out nice)
when i went out of the bathroom my uncle was like "was that u or the dog?"
at least my iphone was ok![]()
are we seriously expected to believe this bs?
Well I just plugged my iphone into the power brick and it is giving very little signs of life. I can see a faint image on the screen of a USB cable connecting to what seems to be a globe. I also plugged it into my computer and I get a message telling me that the USB device has failed and my computer can't read it (or something like that). Oh well, guess the phone is going back into the bowl of rice.
can we get this thread sticky'd?
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