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haha wow dude, that must of sucked. i woulda ran across the freeway inside the forest behind a tree or something and just done it there. its wayyy better then doing that in front of ur mom and girlfriend.

that reminds me of what happend to me.

i was in the phillipines and at this computer cafe place. i ate some bad food and my stomach felt really bad, and there was no bathrooms around.

back at my uncles house they were having a party, but that was the closest house/bathroom around. so what do i do? i took a taxi back to the house. i was running through a lonngg alley way to go inside the house when it just finnally came out, over 15 people saw sh*t go out my shorts (and since my stomach hurted, it didnt go out nice)

when i went out of the bathroom my uncle was like "was that u or the dog?"


at least my iphone was ok :D
 
Send this story to Apple and I doubt they'd think twice about replacing it for free.

I laughed so hard I started crying. I've never cried so much.

Thanks for being brave and sharing this with everyone.
 
Send this story to Apple and I doubt they'd think twice about replacing it for free.

I laughed so hard I started crying. I've never cried so much.

Thanks for being brave and sharing this with everyone.

There's no need to be brave ;), and sending this story to Apple, its a good idea, maybe Apple would listen :rolleyes:
 
Not true

"I can't hold it in anymore. I try but in the end I have to excuse myself and let it go in front of my mother and significant other."

I'm sorry, no way a guy is going to sh*t himself in front of his gf.

He'd hang his ass outside the door, out the window...anything.

I've witnessed such an accident, when someone has to go they have to go...just get out of the way!!!:cool:

I feel your pain original poster, and you prove yet again why moms ROCK!!
 
haha wow dude, that must of sucked. i woulda ran across the freeway inside the forest behind a tree or something and just done it there. its wayyy better then doing that in front of ur mom and girlfriend.

that reminds me of what happend to me.

i was in the phillipines and at this computer cafe place. i ate some bad food and my stomach felt really bad, and there was no bathrooms around.

back at my uncles house they were having a party, but that was the closest house/bathroom around. so what do i do? i took a taxi back to the house. i was running through a lonngg alley way to go inside the house when it just finnally came out, over 15 people saw sh*t go out my shorts (and since my stomach hurted, it didnt go out nice)

when i went out of the bathroom my uncle was like "was that u or the dog?"


at least my iphone was ok :D


The first time I was back in the Philippines, I was at MegaMall and I had to take a crap really bad. I just went right in the stall and did my thing. Problem is, they don't stock toilet paper in many toilets in public places - I didn't know this. I ended up wiping my ass with my sock and flushing the sock down the toilet...

lol...

It really sucks having diarrhea. It sucks even worse crapping on yourself. I hope your phone works. Don't get impatient. Let that thing sit in rice for a week - maybe even longer just to be safe.
 
Your tale really stinks dude! :eek: If you were in my car I would have kicked your arse out the door on the first fart.
 
Your story will live on for many years through the various members of MacRumors. This is so disgusting/funny/unbelievable that it almost deserves a link on the main page.

Please do send this to Apple with full detail. They may replace your phone and you could very well be in the next iPhone commercial.
 
Well I just plugged my iphone into the power brick and it is giving very little signs of life. I can see a faint image on the screen of a USB cable connecting to what seems to be a globe. I also plugged it into my computer and I get a message telling me that the USB device has failed and my computer can't read it (or something like that). Oh well, guess the phone is going back into the bowl of rice.
 
Well I just plugged my iphone into the power brick and it is giving very little signs of life. I can see a faint image on the screen of a USB cable connecting to what seems to be a globe. I also plugged it into my computer and I get a message telling me that the USB device has failed and my computer can't read it (or something like that). Oh well, guess the phone is going back into the bowl of rice.

Use kitty litter instead of rice in the tupperware, they say it works the best for getting all the moisture out of the phone.
 
can we get this thread sticky'd?


:D

Mmmmm, I think it's already pretty sticky on its own... :eek:

I had something similar, though far less humiliating and smelly, happen to my Nano last year.

I was on my laptop in bed doing some work, my 3 year old boy was playing with something or other on or around my night table. He kept laughing, should have known something was up, so, eventually I look over and ask him what's so funny, laughing, he holds up a full glass of water, in the very bottom, totally submerged, likely for several minutes, was my poor Nano, which turns out, was not waterproof...
 
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