I just want to dress up for halloween, but not in any costume. What Can I Say I Am?

[dukebound85]

Ron Burgandy

 

[greygray]

Like iBlue said, Agent Smith would be a pretty nice idea. He's cool.

 

[Sdashiki]

"I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else." - Wednesday Addams

I knew if i scrolled down I'd find this quote.

 

[Blue Velvet]

Suit? Halloween? Go as an undertaker, a funeral director. Urn your candy by getting the right props, don't make an ash of it.

 

[tofagerl]

Suit? Halloween? Go as an undertaker, a funeral director. Urn your candy by getting the right props, don't make an ash of it.

Puntastic!

 

[Mousse]

Add a fedora and tell everyone you're "Fat Tony" or Sid the Squid or "Tight Lip" Louie or Vito Corleone.

 

[Melrose]

I did the the suit sans the jacket one Halloween and carried a Bible, I was a Jehovah's witness. That costume got a lot of attention.

Though carrying the Bible all night and drinking gets tiresome, luckily the party was at my house so I could put my Bible back in my room after everyone arrived. Get one of the smaller ones that can be slipped in your pants pocket.

I don't know why I found that amusing...

 

[leekohler]

Unimaginative.

I vote for lazy.

 

[bartelby]

I vote for lazy.

don't forget DULL!!

 

[StruckANerve]

Patrick Batemen from American Psycho.

If you've never seen it go watch it.

 

[iOrlando]

here

 

[rdowns]

here

http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/joyarchives/692flash.html

 

[dukebound85]

from the most recent office

dress up and write "book" on your face

you can go as "facebook" lol

 

[anjinha]

here

Ohhh, I want to dress up as Steve.

 

[Maccin475]

wear a superman shirt under it and claim to be clark kent. maybe let a little bit of it peek through. oh and get some nerdy glasses

Thanks! i think i have my costume figured out now.

 

[chris200x9]

Here's my halloween strategy: I want to look better than everyone else on the dance floor. So I'm going to dress up in business attire and be really sharp.
Like dress shoes, dress pants and shirt and tie. Getting a fresh haircut and shaving and washing my face. The whole nine yards.
But what can I say I am? Lawyer?
But what other paraphernalia would a lawyer have with him?
I'm trying to think, what other items could I get to portray another profession?

I tried the idea of being a club bouncer, but I would have to go out and buy new clothes which I do not have the time or energy to do.
The lazy side of me is toying around with the idea of going to the uniform supply store and buying some scrubs and saying I'm the black guy from the TV show, scrubs.

http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/60479/

 

[kellen]

Get the suit. Get a box. Done. This is what I am going as this year.

 

[Ttownbeast]

wear a superman shirt under it and claim to be clark kent. maybe let a little bit of it peek through. oh and get some nerdy glasses

I did that one years ago I freaked out the bartender when I stripped down to my spandex then went up on the karaoke stage and sang 3 Doors Down's Superman LOL