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I met the love of my life in the Apple store

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njpodder

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Sep 13, 2007
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When I first heard iPhone was coming and was coming to the network I already had, I was so happy. Then iPhone came and I found out she was not a cheap date at all. "I only accept the most expensive wines and you must drive a fast fancy car to take me out" was all I heard. I wrote her off as a pretentious bratty daughter of Apple and gave up hope. Then, we went on a few dates to the ATT store, and I googled her a lot. Then she decided that she was not such a cheap date, and we finally made that "special" connection. Now, she sings me to sleep at night, and doesn't make fun or tell my frineds when I do pull over to ask her for directions. People see me with her at the gym and they say, "WOW! What a great body she has! You are lucky to have her hanging on your arm! Don't let go of that one!"

... and I never will... Until she gets old and wrinkly and the new model comes out (As my dad always says).

<3 my iPhone <3
 
Cute.

And she lets you touch her all the time. Plays only your favorite music, lets you talk to all your friends and the most important thing of all is that you can turn her on and off at the slide of just one finger!

Everyone should have a woman like that.

But what do the girls get?
 
vanmacguy said:
Cute.

And she lets you touch her all the time. Plays only your favorite music, lets you talk to all your friends and the most important thing of all is that you can turn her on and off at the slide of just one finger!

Everyone should have a woman like that.

But what do the girls get?
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they get the fatty nano ;)
 
vanmacguy said:
Cute.

And she lets you touch her all the time. Plays only your favorite music, lets you talk to all your friends and the most important thing of all is that you can turn her on and off at the slide of just one finger!

Everyone should have a woman like that.

But what do the girls get?
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Oh the things I do to her using only one finger...
 
iphone529 said:
what is this the X-Rated iPhone forum?? Funny though!
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LOL! Let it be known that my initial posting was not meant to convey any sort of sexual innuendo at all. I blame myself... and then vanmacguy. Actually, mostly vanmacguy. lol, jk dude!
 
yeah sure you love her but what about the added functionality? She never promised you she'd change for you, but still it's out there, her potential begging to be fulfilled...what do you do when a better option comes along and she hasn't lived up to your hopes and dreams?
 
njpodder said:
LOL! Let it be known that my initial posting was not meant to convey any sort of sexual innuendo at all. I blame myself... and then vanmacguy. Actually, mostly vanmacguy. lol, jk dude!
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Anything I can do to further your love man. Anything at all.

With all the talk about her sleek, hard body and gorgeous face and how you she's pretty much always turned on. Even when she's sleeping she's still ready, just a touch, and she's raring to go.
 
You guys are crazy.

Are we talking about the same girl? The one I saw was rail thin with silver rimmed glass(es) and one tooth. What's so sexy about that? :D
 
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