I met the love of my life in the Apple store

[hotsauce]

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Why is mine not very bright with dots all over?

 

[Gonzlobo]

When I saw the title of the thread, I figured it was an Atchoo (sp?) post.

 

[beate]

Oh My...does this mean I'm gay?


(greatest thread ever, guys!)

 

[Sobe]

Oh My...does this mean I'm gay?


(greatest thread ever, guys!)

I think there are some things you need to figure out for yourself.

This would be one of them.

 

[iBlue]

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[overcast]

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Why is mine not very bright with dots all over?

Wear a condom.

 

[MovieCutter]

Wear a condom.

Mods: WTH mate? Was this like a super-serious thread with a deep, involved conversation that we temporarily derailed and then saved from the brink of destruction?

 

[aerospace]

1 million connections in 70 days, she's definetely been around town in a short time. at least you have ton of glove options out there; leather, hard, soft, or colorful.

 

[billywhitelegs]

You guys are crazy.

Are we talking about the same girl? The one I saw was rail thin with silver rimmed glass(es) and one tooth. What's so sexy about that?

Depends. Are you from Arkansas?

 

[rdrr]

When I first heard iPhone was coming and was coming to the network I already had, I was so happy. Then iPhone came and I found out she was not a cheap date at all. "I only accept the most expensive wines and you must drive a fast fancy car to take me out" was all I heard. I wrote her off as a pretentious bratty daughter of Apple and gave up hope. Then, we went on a few dates to the ATT store, and I googled her a lot. Then she decided that she was not such a cheap date, and we finally made that "special" connection. Now, she sings me to sleep at night, and doesn't make fun or tell my frineds when I do pull over to ask her for directions. People see me with her at the gym and they say, "WOW! What a great body she has! You are lucky to have her hanging on your arm! Don't let go of that one!"

... and I never will... Until she gets old and wrinkly and the new model comes out (As my dad always says).

<3 my iPhone <3

I can totally relate... My wife even calls her, "Your Girlfriend".

 

[Jade Cambell]

This is the best thread i've ever read. I laughed my ass off from beginning to end. Hilarious, just hilarious. Brilliant. Perfect!

Thanks!

 

[gkarris]

and us men treat her all the same way - we like to keep pushing her buttons...

 

[KittyToy]

this has taken geek to a whole new level.....hmmm ok

 

[aerospace]

this has taken geek to a whole new level.....hmmm ok

theres no hiding the fact, just embrace it

 

[gkarris]

... until you get to that Zune waiting for you at home...