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You can sit there and judge me all you want but to rub your assumptions in your face I'll lay it on you:

1. I'm 21
2. I firmly believe a child should respect their parents NO MATTER the circumstances and should not demand anything more from them than what they provide. "Gimme" kids are a sign of failed parenting.
3. The latest song on my iPhone is the 1999 release of 1999 by the artist formaly known as The Artist Formaly Known as Prince. I despise talentless noise on the radio such as that spewed by "lady" gaw gaw. Besides, what kind of respectable person appends a title to their name? I might as well call myself King Kickass.
4. I've never drunk nor tasted alcohol and NEVER will, as much as you'd like to think I'm a 16-year-old that raids daddy's wine celar and gets "hammered" at another tightass' house while their parents are on vacation in the Caribbean knowing good and well that their kids are at home drunk and wreckless.
5. I have no desire to have intercourse and never will, sorry I'm not the kid sneaking around behind some girl's daddy and doing it in their bathroom, as it would seem I'm just too respectable as well as respectful for such conduct.
6. I believe that if you have an issue you take it up with the responsible party. Was I responsible for my MacBook's design defects?

Now then, I had a problem with the sub-standard QC as well as research and testing involved in the production of this machine. Apple jumped the gun and allowed this defect to make it into mass production, and for their irresponsibility they will amend their mistake.
Yes, I had my iPod replaced for what I only LATER found to be a non-issue. Had the Apple representative connected me to a product specialist, I likely would have learned of this ahead of time and would have sucked up MY accidental drop (which occurrd AFTER the order for repair was placed) and lived with MY mistake, however the Apple rep on the phone made a mistake by not consulting with a specialist on the issue.

Now then, how many laptops open and wake when you place them in your bag? What would Apple do once THEIR defect allowed for a foriegn object to enter the opening between the keyboard and screen, and then close/wedge over the object causing a screen break? And don't tell me to buy a new case or place it vent-up, placing it vent-up would cause the hinge to be worked with great stress and cause more screen issues.

Now then, I ASSUMED the hinges/magnets were loose but after experiences I learned that the hinge was infact too tight causing it to want to remain open.

If Apple had a MacBook of similar specs (same exact model) with OUT this issue, I'd be content. However I have had my first one repaired 3 times before having it replaced. Every AluMacBook I ever encountered in person had this fault, it was CLEARLY inherent, thus I would not accept the model, period. My second one had the same issue from the start so after 2 repairs the Apple agent asked me what my intentions were. I told him I wanted a guaranty, that was all. HE then came back on the phone with HIS decision to "upgrade" (set right their wrong) by sending me a MacBook Pro. I would have GLADLY settled for a repair so long as it cured the problem, however time after time I sent pictures to the reps who said they would send it to the technicians and I even suggested that the magnets are week and the hinges need to be adjusted.

Am I happy that I got a MacBook Pro? Of course, it's a step up from what I had. But I feel in THIS way Apple has made up for their continual inability to settle ONE issue with a simple repair. Because I feel as though I've been rimbursed for the time and process of sending it in and bandaging the issue there's no doubt I'll stay with Apple, however I will continue to hold anyone and everyone responsible for their own irresponsibilities as Apple did by not maintaining the quality we expect at such a great premium cost. The iPod "issue" is not Apple's mistake, it was in fact the mistake of the rep who did not investigate the matter with an Apple product specialist.

When the next model of Apple notebook comes out, chances are I will desire it in a way, but I prefer to have what works for me and works for a long time as opposed to what's latest. When I bought my first MacBook I planned to keep it for YEARS, however a problem decreased that lifetime greatly. So as long as a device works for me I'm content. And don't say I was content with my MacBook until the MacBook Pro came out, as my first repair was in January, months before the 13" MBP was released. I've got pictures of the repair order (dated) to prove so you can take that "from the start" theory and shove it.

Sorry to sound offensive in all this, but I'll defend myself however I feel necessary in any situation.

And to complete my self-description I'll add that I would not have been one of the people crying because Steve Jobs took their $200 via a price reduction on the iPhone, I say to those people "that was the price then, this is the price now, you can't bill someone for depreciating a product."
 
You can sit there and judge me all you want but to rub your assumptions in your face I'll lay it on you:

1. I'm 21
2. I firmly believe a child should respect their parents NO MATTER the circumstances and should not demand anything more from them than what they provide. "Gimme" kids are a sign of failed parenting.
3. The latest song on my iPhone is the 1999 release of 1999 by the artist formaly known as The Artist Formaly Known as Prince. I despise talentless noise on the radio such as that spewed by "lady" gaw gaw. Besides, what kind of respectable person appends a title to their name? I might as well call myself King Kickass.
4. I've never drunk nor tasted alcohol and NEVER will, as much as you'd like to think I'm a 16-year-old that raids daddy's wine celar and gets "hammered" at another tightass' house while their parents are on vacation in the Caribbean knowing good and well that their kids are at home drunk and wreckless.
5. I have no desire to have intercourse and never will, sorry I'm not the kid sneaking around behind some girl's daddy and doing it in their bathroom, as it would seem I'm just too respectable as well as respectful for such conduct.

Kid, if anyone needed a drink or to get laid, you my naive young friend...are a shining example....

Can we close Jesus's thread now?

EDIT: BWAHAHAHAHAHA...seriously?
 
Yeah nice try. "Heathenism solves everything". What an excuse you have there -.-

I could just as well tell you that you need to put a nail through your shin. And once you ask "what good does that do" you will understand the similarities. ;) Maybe if you had a life you wouldn't need booze and cheap thrills =\ I pity everyone like yourself. It's only a sign of emotional distress on your end. Seek help that isn't at the bottom of a bottle.
 
Yeah nice try. "Heathenism solves everything". What an excuse you have there -.-

I could just as well tell you that you need to put a nail through your shin. And once you ask "what good does that do" you will understand the similarities. ;) Maybe if you had a life you wouldn't need booze and cheap thrills =\ I pity everyone like yourself. It's only a sign of emotional distress on your end. Seek help that isn't at the bottom of a bottle.
Little self righteous there buddy? :rolleyes:

Yea, people that drink only do so because they are screwed up emotionally, lets just ignore its been a social activity for THOUSANDS of years....
 
3. I despise talentless noise on the radio such as that spewed by "lady" gaw gaw.

Excuse me? Who are you to say that she has no talent? She went to juliard and is an amazing artist who writes all of her own material. If you think people like her are talentless noise you obviously have no taste in music.

See here, you can clearly see she knows how to play the piano very well and has an amazing voice. This is raw talent. No to mention how theatrical and original all of her live performances are.

Next time pick someone who actually can't sing/has no talent.
Thanks for playing.
 
is this guy for real? seriously? wow. i got quite a chuckle reading that diatribe.

he's not having intercourse but he's going to marry apple. I bet steve has his way with him in a graphic way on the first night of the honeymoon.

i'm still in 'wow' mode. smoke a joint kid. get a hooker. try some yummy whiskey. seriously. you're going to hell anyway for deceiving apple to the point of replacement mac annoyance.

so the money you saved getting a new MBP, apply directly to drugs, hookers and lots and lots of liquor. as i said before, there's a place with your name in hell. hahahaha.

god WILL punish you for this. bwahahaha. wow.
 
Yeah nice try. "Heathenism solves everything". What an excuse you have there -.-

I could just as well tell you that you need to put a nail through your shin. And once you ask "what good does that do" you will understand the similarities. ;) Maybe if you had a life you wouldn't need booze and cheap thrills =\ I pity everyone like yourself. It's only a sign of emotional distress on your end. Seek help that isn't at the bottom of a bottle.

In the vein of running this thread off it's tracks, I am perfectly happy sleeping with my beautiful girlfriend every night and enjoying a glass of fine wine with my meal...you need to learn to get off your high horse and enjoy life instead of wasting all your time b***hing and moaning about how a company tried to screw you and trying to get the most you can out of them...Seriously, we need to close this now
 
Snap, I forgot that if it's a tradition it's immediately exempt from scrutiny.

I mean, think about the thousands of dogs that are beaten and skinned alive in China simply because their hokey beliefs assume the more pain an animal endures before it is killed the more flavor it will have. Yup, those dogs deserve it simply because those people consider it a tradition.

Any person that would drive themself to the shameful state of innebriation needs to seriously rethink their life.

Just because I live life in a manner that I shall never regret and always have my respect intact doesn't mean I think I'm Jesus. Besides, Jesus is just the guy that does my lawn...his son is in college...good guy.

And let's hear gaga actually sing as opposed to talking with a bit of pitch change in her voice. It's like rap, just add a touch of rhythm and pitch change and you can cheat the market. I'd like to see her SING, something perhaps in the likes of a Ronnie Spector tune or Diana Ross. But that would only expose her lack of vocal control or taste. And how can you respect anyone that relies on men's mindless crave for sex? That's as cheap as the manufacturing costs of a pair of $80 Dolci & Gabanna glasses.

Sorry but there was a time when spreading your legs on TV wasn't the only way to excel in this world. And in all honesty, how hard is it to write a few senseless words in a string and fill the rest with one-chord warbling like Shakira. I have a right to know what is a real soulful effort and not a manufactured money plead as much as you have a right to close your mind to the travesties of this world.
 
And let's hear gaga actually sing as opposed to talking with a bit of pitch change in her voice. It's like rap, just add a touch of rhythm and pitch change and you can cheat the market. I'd like to see her SING, something perhaps in the likes of a Ronnie Spector tune or Diana Ross.

If you actually clicked on that link I posted, you can hear her sing. Actually sing. She has a very powerful voice. Read/click the whole post before you assume.
 
Oh you're right. I mean if the whole world just forgot all the problems on earth we'd be better off. No medicine to cure the ill, I mean who wouldn't want civilization to revert to the Christian dark ages? Maybe we could even have gladiators again!

You people are selfish. People like you don't deserve the work of people that care about the well being of mankind. Back to the woods with you primitives.

I care too much about the people that are suffering in this world to just drink it all away. I just wish you could understand the need for human compassion these people face every day walking 3 miles for a bucket of disease-ridden water and the risk of being shot by gaurillas simply because their leaders in the past didn't care.

I guess it makes sense to destroy my body and make it a suffering sniveling wreck before death, I mean having a good quality of life would be a shame. And yeh, then there's the myth of hell that has been used for thousands of years to manipulate society. Nice one, again.

You people can pretend I don't feel like I have the most close to perfect life I could wish for, but I rather enjoy waking up without aches and the taste of vomit in my mouth than to "live it up". Someone explain to me the "logic" behind the theory of doing everything in life for the sake of saying you did it... If you believe you need to do all of this destructive time wasting degrading crap then why would you not have a gay experience? I mean, everything is worth doing once, right!? That's clearly what you believe so whatever reason you find to explain why you shouldn't do that will be null as you can apply that reason, if you can find it, to all the other experiences on your list. Go ahead, try and work your way out of this, I dare you >;)
 
There you go assuming again. Since when do I need some magical cloud pilot with a whip threatening me with damnation to be a good person? I don't need fear to refrain from stealing, destroying my body and defiling someone's daughter. All I need is my own earned and self-reinforced pride.

Speaking of pride, once you throw up on your own shoes and do a stupid dance on a table, it's gone. Sorry folks, maybe you can become decent some day.
 
Hey everyone, Kirk Cameron got Apple to give him a MBP to replace his MacBook which was perfectly fine in the first place. Pat on the back to you Kirk...
 
You can sit there and judge me all you want but to rub your assumptions in your face I'll lay it on you:

1. I'm 21
2. I firmly believe a child should respect their parents NO MATTER the circumstances and should not demand anything more from them than what they provide. "Gimme" kids are a sign of failed parenting.
3. The latest song on my iPhone is the 1999 release of 1999 by the artist formaly known as The Artist Formaly Known as Prince. I despise talentless noise on the radio such as that spewed by "lady" gaw gaw. Besides, what kind of respectable person appends a title to their name? I might as well call myself King Kickass.
4. I've never drunk nor tasted alcohol and NEVER will, as much as you'd like to think I'm a 16-year-old that raids daddy's wine celar and gets "hammered" at another tightass' house while their parents are on vacation in the Caribbean knowing good and well that their kids are at home drunk and wreckless.
5. I have no desire to have intercourse and never will, sorry I'm not the kid sneaking around behind some girl's daddy and doing it in their bathroom, as it would seem I'm just too respectable as well as respectful for such conduct.

Quite commendable. Dont let the naysayers tell you otherwise. Keep your head on your shoulders.
 
Who said I'm arguing? I'm defending myself. These people can mock me all they want for being sensible and proud but at least I'll never have an embarrassing story to tell and I won't die with filthy secrets and lies behind. You know if you people weren't so selfish there would be no VD, no hemophelia, no crimes and less poverty and suffering. I suppose being the last good one is ten-million times better than being another of the filthy heathens.

I mean look at you people, you're actually ADVISING that I go destroy my body as if it had an upside. Why? So I can be miserable like you? You people need to realize you need to keep your self-destructive ways to yourself, you're only more of a trog for bringing others down with you.

It's like suicide bombers. Blow yourself up as many times as you want but ffs do it in your own house.
 
FFS I'M ATHEIST! I DON'T BELIEVE IN THESE PRIMITIVE CAVE WRITINGS! I'm sorry the idea of being a good person is just far beyond your kind, maybe some of us are too evolved to revert to our pre-civilization mindsets. So if you're not a civil human...that means you're just another animal...oh goodie new attractions at the zoo! ^.^

Oh sorry I made you realize your "live it up" plan means you should share a night alone with Frank, maybe some day you will have a fully baked idea...big maybe*
 
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