I think I have a problem....

I was about to blast you for being so crude until I remembered that I had done it too.

 

And we need to know this, why?

 

As long as it doesn't go swimming with the kids your fine

 

I was expecting you to say you dropped it in a crap filled toilet.

I'm sorry for your condition. If you search around, you will find some IA meetings.

 

LOL, I thought the same thing before reading the whole post through.

 

Eat more fiber.

 

OMG that's awful!
I always remember to take it with me!

 

TMI

 

^^ too funny!!

 

Please say you wiped first...

 

+1

My phone is always within a foot of me, when I sleep it sits next to my pillow, the charge cable barely reaches the outlet. (No Sarcasm)

 

Hahaha same here, always within reach of me and I always take it to the toilet with me too lol

 

Haha! Love it!

 

I am about to go with my iPhone by my side too It's a common practice for me.

 

LOL, never go the bathroom without the phone

 

this thread made me giggle.

My wife ALWAYS asks me why i HAVE to take my phone with me to take an ish.

so funny...i'm def going to let her read this one.

 

This entire thread needs to be flushed down the toilet.

 

There's always that one that has to come along and ruin the fun for us all ^^^

 

As long as you didn't FaceTime with somebody while you sat on the crapper hahaha

 

This is why I bought one just for my bathroom! It's fun to throw my legs out, turn on the lightsaber app, and go to town with that bad boy while the window is open!

 

hahahahaha...now THAT was funny!

 

My biceps appeal to a far wider audience than your dirty butt.

 

*sswipe...(Literally)...