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I Want to Kill...

iJohnHenry said:
You need a refresher course in Alice's Restaurant and Masacree.

:D
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Whoa! I am impressed that you knew it (or did ya google it?) but more impressive even are the really really long lyrics! :eek:


<on topic> People who run a read light cause they don't to wait an extra minute!</on topic>
 
Cassie said:
People who can't admit when they're wrong. You just look foolish trying to make an excuse, admit it!
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I agree with you 110%. (Even tho I too find it hard to admit that I'm wrong sometimes. I eventually come to my senses and admit it tho.)

Anywho...

I want to kill ppl who think they are better than other ppl and think their **** don't stink.

EDIT: I also would like to kill the vast majority of ppl who live in Wheaton. Since I moved to Glen Ellyn, I've noticed a HUGE difference in ppl who live here than the ppl who live in Wheaton. One town away and there's that big if a difference. Who would have thunk it?
 
dukebound85 said:
this thread is disturbing. people should never talk about killing others regardless if its in humor.....
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I agree with you to an extent. However, I'd only find it disturbing if ppl were actually considering murdering others just because they dislike them or find them annoying.
 
iJohnHenry said:
Nope, I even know about the circle and arrows, with a description on the back. :p
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Would that be the......

twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy photographs with circles
and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each
one was to be used as evidence against us. Took pictures of the approach,
the getaway, the northwest corner the southwest corner and that's not to
mention the aerial photography.

Is it sad that I did that from memory? :)

I was about to link to Alice's Restaurant in iTunes, but it's Album Only :(

Here it is on Youtube if your not familiar, definitely worth the 17 minutes :)

Part 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGpijVPIwPY&feature=related

Part 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJx3WIMiatg&feature=related
 
Why kill them, give them enough money to self destruct on their own with hardcore drugs. :p

Cheaper if it is a DIY overdose, all the pleasure of offing them yourself, fun of watching them self destruct, and nothing the state/federal authorities can do about it.

Though the family might sue you if you brag about it. :mad:
 
Who ever made that song

DO YOU HAVE A FIRST KIT HANDY.....

that they play on every radio station constantly.
 
People who hate baseball....

Carrot Top.

People that don't stop talking about cell phones with touch screens.

And Dane Cook.
 
BigPrince said:
people who touch LCD screens.
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Aaarrrggg! You're so right. I work with one guy that always touches the glass on our screens, and I think he must be eating fried chicken or something before coming to work. It's disgusting. You think he'd get the hint because I'm always pulling out the glass cleaner and microfiber cloth, but nooooo....

People that chew (especially gum) with their mouths open annoy the heck out of me too.

Of course these are pretty minor - I don't tend to get all that worked up about stuff.
 
dmr727 said:
Aaarrrggg! You're so right. I work with one guy that always touches the glass on our screens, and I think he must be eating fried chicken or something before coming to work. It's disgusting. You think he'd get the hint because I'm always pulling out the glass cleaner and microfiber cloth, but nooooo....
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You can always hope that they wear glasses, and just make a big show of licking two fingers and leaving a big stripe over both their lenses every time they dirty your screen.

The people with glasses are easily trained, the ones with contacts are harder ... and touching their eyeballs is a little freaky with the eye juice.
 
Sun Baked said:
You can always hope that they wear glasses, and just make a big show of licking two fingers and leaving a big stripe over both their lenses every time they dirty your screen.

The people with glasses are easily trained, the ones with contacts are harder ... and touching their eyeballs is a little freaky with the eye juice.
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Heh! When it's daytime, we're wearing sunglasses, so that would work! :)
 
Apple's "professional" tech support

We have had an issue for a month and a half and despite handing over large quantities of cash to Apple, they haven't done a damn thing to help us, and now I think the guy is ignoring me....
 
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