Hahahahahh! Brilliant. I lolled to thatjessica. said:I do not think that it will work. I think if you do go nuts it'll be because of those horrid looking sheets and the primary color painted walls.
I'd focus on getting some new sheets, try a solid color, and buying some paint for those walls. Maybe a haircut while you're out.
If it does work then will you be too crazy to come back and make another movie to tell us what happened?