Haha. Hyperbolically much? Good grief.
Actually I know someone (biggest Apple fan ever as well) who got a 6 Plus in Feb.
He's had to get it replaced 2 times because of "Bendgate" (I didn't know this until recently, he hid his shame well!). So this is his 3rd unit since February. That's crazy.
Anyone who says it isn't an issue is delusional, Apple are changing the entire metal construction in the 6S to compensate.