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I would switch to a PC. I am amazed nobody has said something like this on such a Mac centered forum. 😱

Wait, I take that back, since the whole Steve Ballmer thing is quite like switching to a PC.
 
Banging his mum starts at $20,000, but the price increases in direct proportion to the square of her ugliness.

His dad: $1,000,000
 
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