The iPad, like all of Apple's other great achievements, has enjoyed its fifteen minutes of fame. Till now. The iPad is basically revolutionizing the way people think about computers, music players and everything else and if I may say, Apple is setting an okay example. The iPad has some great features that I have begged my (old dog not learning any new tricks) iPod touch. The whole giant screen thing was a real crowd pleaser. How am I going to fit that in my back pocket. Their offering 5G AT&T service on it but for what, simply internet! AT&T is out of there effing mind! Spending over 200 billion dollars is going to bankrupt them along with drive all the loving AT&T customers to hell. The iPad for one: Can't call, Can't Text, Can't Support Java Code or rich HTML Code, Can't Support Adobe Flash Player, Can't Support Compound Shockwave Code, Doesn't contain a Camera. Well, that was seven but you catch my drift. What is the consumer suppose to think about this report! Huh?! Seriously, Apple needs to cool it with the whole, lets spend a gajillion dollars to make a product we knew people we're gonna hate but their still going to buy it to fund our crazy stocks. But as we all know Apple's profits on April 2010 with hit the roof and then get twisted in the fan and never plummet because in another month the new iPhone will be coming out and honestly no one knows what this one is supposed to do. Honestly, I am waiting for the iFloatNextToYouAndPlayMusicWhileYouActLikeAGod. Apple is honestly starting to fail. How about composing a treaty with Windows for a little while and then you create some massive object with Windows and soon we will have: THE iCANDOITALL It can: Juggle Lick its Elbow Jump-rope with one hand sneeze with its eyes open and kill chuck norris. But knowing apple. They will forget the music. And every other tool we love. I was so glad to hear that Apple effed up and sent out iPod Touch in Diagnostic's Mode because Apple proved its not perfect like the commercials beg them to appear. The iPhone keeps getting better while the i(Whatever) gets worse. Ehh, thats the American business for you.