If the 27-inch iMac was a girl .....

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  1. lulla01 macrumors 68020

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    fas

    what if your mom was racist and only liked PC's
     
  2. DDave macrumors regular

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    damn those racists, so i guess you just have to keep her as a mistress.
     
  3. uuaschbaer macrumors regular

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    If the iMac was a girl you'd not be a freaky nerd :rolleyes:.
     
  4. rdowty macrumors 6502a

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    If the iMac was a girl she'd be too hot for you unless you were a rock star or won the lottery.
     
  5. marclondon macrumors regular

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    With a 310 watt power supply she's certainly hot, that's true.

    M.
     
  6. georgemann thread starter macrumors regular

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    Actually I live in Thailand, which is sort of like winning the lottery and you guys should see some of the female nerds on this side of the planet, you would never go home. :D

    george
     
  7. MacMini2009 macrumors 68000

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    Don't put Windows on it or it will be infected with a virus. You know what I mean. ;)
     
  8. gibbz macrumors 68030

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    I see what you did there :)
     
  9. Dr.Pants macrumors 65816

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    Indeed. If you treat her like Windows, that sort of thing happens. A good mutual relationship needs to work on both ends ;)
     
  10. tooz macrumors 6502

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  11. 5DollaFootlong macrumors 6502

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    yes, and you have a variety of choices.
     
  12. morrisman1 macrumors 6502

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    depending on what floats your boat will determine this a pro or con, but she only has a slot for one hard drive
     
  13. Techhie macrumors 65816

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    iThink a better revised title for this post would be: "If the 27" iMac was a girl, she would be a muscular dyke lumberjack lesbian, such as Rosie O'Donnell"
     
  14. macgeek18 macrumors 68000

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    If the 27in iMac was a girl:I'd be buying a ring right now.:D
    ;)
     
  15. iBlue macrumors Core

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    Those ports are a little small, are they not? :eek:


    Probably more like gambling... with STDs. That shyte comes home with you alright! </crass generalization for effect>
     
  16. sine-nomine macrumors regular

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    If the new white MacBook was a girl...it would be missing a 'port' lol
     
  17. Sambo110 macrumors 68000

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    Better to go free without any anti virus's :D.
     
  18. mrsir2009 macrumors 604

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    If the Mac Pro was a girl she'd have a bit of beef on her lol
     
  19. 300D macrumors 65816

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  20. jesaja macrumors member

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    It's never as much fun with protection as it is without protection but with a healthy partner ;)

    I'll stay off Windows.

    Jojo
     
  21. Peterkro macrumors 68020

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    If the iMac was a sensible girl she'd electrocute you.
     
  22. Leon575 macrumors member

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    If the 27" iMac was a girl... her name would be Kimberly... and we would have lots of Mac Minis together :)
     
  23. GoCubsGo macrumors Nehalem

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    If the 27-inch iMac was a girl … it wouldn't be in your room. :)
     

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