If the Apple Car is like the.....

[SurFaceMac]

If the Apple Car is like the iPad Pro...
It would come in two models with different size trunks,
with one model having a really upgraded rear-view mirror.

 

[SurFaceMac]

If the Apple Car is like the iOS 9...
You can climb in through the door, but have to use specialized Apple-exclusive transporter technology to get out.

 

[SurFaceMac]

If the Apple Car is like the iPhone...
Then the yellow strip across the top of the windshield is "to protect your eyes from glare"

 

[dcpmark]

If you crash, "you're driving it wrong."
[doublepost=1460648060][/doublepost]The window buttons rattle when you put your ear to your car and vigorously rock it back and forth. You know.....normal usage.

 

[JayIsAwesome]

Some will sit on the car...it will bend

 

[dcpmark]

The car will cost 2x what other similar cars cost, and a bevy of insecure people will proclaim how stupid the people are who buy them while secretly crying themselves to sleep at night wishing they could afford one too.
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Some will sit on the car...it will bend

And Apple will call it a feature.

 

[willmtaylor]

It will get bad reception so Apple will give away a silicone bumper to wrap around the vehicle.

 

[Givmeabrek]

Only an Apple genius can open the hood without voiding the warranty.......

 

[e93to]

It will never crash unless there is user error.

 

[dcpmark]

It will come with a choice of 3 engines, and people will complain that the base version power level is ridiculously-underpowered for the price.

 

[Givmeabrek]

It will come with a choice of 3 engines, and people will complain that the base version power level is ridiculously-underpowered for the price.

And instead of just buying the one they want they will complain about the one they don't want......

 

[oftheheavens]

you can do better than this....shame on you.

 

[GreyOS]

The windows will be frosted

The engine might jerk occasionally

You can use a third party steering wheel but the original one will keep popping back occasionally

You can take it on a Safari 😎

 

[Newtons Apple]

you can do better than this....shame on you.

OP is just mad because he owns a priv

 

[Ghost31]

It would come in two models with different size trunks,
with one model having a really upgraded rear-view mirror.

Meh. Very meh. Very grandma level quality joke. If that even was a joke. Maybe you were serious and it just sounded so ridiculous to me I thought you were joking?

 

[0087215]

Its sixth iteration will have a much improved protruding windshield that will be made out of sapphire and everyone will complain how ugly and unApple it is.

 

[EthanLMT]

If the Apple Car is like the Apple Watch...
*Requires iPhone 9 or newer running iOS X 10.3 or later

 

[SurFaceMac]

AppleCare will cost $5,000 but you'll still get two free replacement cars... with more defects than the original car.

 

[dcpmark]

AppleCare will cost $5,000 but you'll still get two free replacement cars... with more defects than the original car.

And will be called AppleCarCare.

 

[noobinator]

If people scrutinize their iPhones with magnifying glasses for a $700-$1000 purchase what are they going to do to a $30,000+ car? Hi, I'm returning my car because the paint is 1.1% darker on the front left fender than the rear quarter panel, or I'm returning my car because the windshield wipers have a slight lag from when I turn them on to when they start. I can't wait personally.

 

[tpham5919]

The engine might stop occasionally and restart itself.

And the owner might have to DFU it from time to time.

 

[magicMac]

Will charge up with a lightning cable and therefore won't work at all the current re-charge points. But it doesn't matter because when you buy the car you can "optionally" purchase a £100 adapter.

 

[GreyOS]

You can swipe to reverse

Speed capped at 50mph when battery below 20%

Night Shift: turns all green lights into red lights 🙁

 

[C DM]

Mostly just old Microsoft type of jokes just updated for Apple.

 

[GreyOS]

Mine were about iOS which isn't clear now they're merged