If the Apple Car is like the.....

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  1. SurFaceMac, Apr 14, 2016
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    If the Apple Car is like the iPad Pro...
    It would come in two models with different size trunks,
    with one model having a really upgraded rear-view mirror.
     
  2. SurFaceMac, Apr 14, 2016
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    If the Apple Car is like the iOS 9...
    You can climb in through the door, but have to use specialized Apple-exclusive transporter technology to get out.
     
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    If the Apple Car is like the iPhone...
    Then the yellow strip across the top of the windshield is "to protect your eyes from glare"
     
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    If you crash, "you're driving it wrong."
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    The window buttons rattle when you put your ear to your car and vigorously rock it back and forth. You know.....normal usage.
     
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    The car will cost 2x what other similar cars cost, and a bevy of insecure people will proclaim how stupid the people are who buy them while secretly crying themselves to sleep at night wishing they could afford one too.
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    And Apple will call it a feature.
     
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    It will get bad reception so Apple will give away a silicone bumper to wrap around the vehicle.
     
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    Only an Apple genius can open the hood without voiding the warranty.......
     
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    It will never crash unless there is user error.
     
  10. dcpmark macrumors 6502a

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    It will come with a choice of 3 engines, and people will complain that the base version power level is ridiculously-underpowered for the price.
     
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    And instead of just buying the one they want they will complain about the one they don't want......
     
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    The windows will be frosted

    The engine might jerk occasionally

    You can use a third party steering wheel but the original one will keep popping back occasionally

    You can take it on a Safari :cool:
     
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    OP is just mad because he owns a priv
     
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    Meh. Very meh. Very grandma level quality joke. If that even was a joke. Maybe you were serious and it just sounded so ridiculous to me I thought you were joking?
     
  16. maxap, Apr 14, 2016
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    Its sixth iteration will have a much improved protruding windshield that will be made out of sapphire and everyone will complain how ugly and unApple it is.
     
  17. EthanLMT, Apr 14, 2016
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    If the Apple Car is like the Apple Watch...
    *Requires iPhone 9 or newer running iOS X 10.3 or later
     
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    AppleCare will cost $5,000 but you'll still get two free replacement cars... with more defects than the original car.
     
  19. dcpmark macrumors 6502a

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    And will be called AppleCarCare.
     
  20. noobinator macrumors 601

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    If people scrutinize their iPhones with magnifying glasses for a $700-$1000 purchase what are they going to do to a $30,000+ car? Hi, I'm returning my car because the paint is 1.1% darker on the front left fender than the rear quarter panel, or I'm returning my car because the windshield wipers have a slight lag from when I turn them on to when they start. I can't wait personally.
     
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    The engine might stop occasionally and restart itself.

    And the owner might have to DFU it from time to time.
     
  22. slenpree, Apr 14, 2016
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    Will charge up with a lightning cable and therefore won't work at all the current re-charge points. But it doesn't matter because when you buy the car you can "optionally" purchase a £100 adapter.
     
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    You can swipe to reverse

    Speed capped at 50mph when battery below 20%

    Night Shift: turns all green lights into red lights :(
     
  24. C DM macrumors Westmere

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    Mostly just old Microsoft type of jokes just updated for Apple.
     
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    Mine were about iOS which isn't clear now they're merged
     

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