Originally posted by scem0 TO tell you the truth, I would ask him if he would be interested
to help me build a health club, and if there could possible be
an apple store in it.
Wait, I changed my mind. I would act crippled and in much pain.
And pull out some pocket change, and count it as if it was my
life savings, and then I would say "sir... I know you probably
get asked for things a lot, but could you please give a poor boy
a laptop?" real sincere like. I can make myself cry, and I would
have a single tear roll down my cheek, just to finish my act off.