Well, seeing as I can buy porn from a dirty video store, and DVDs are still allowed, a porn site is out.
Since Google can search your query to sites, but you cant visit them for the sake of arguement, seeing as you only have 1, google is out.
I still have DVDs so Hulu is out.
Youtube is garbage. Funny, but garbage.
I still have TV for news, so a news site is out...
What would I need the internet for?
Hmm, I guess my one and only site would have to be facebook, provided I could add everyone from here on it. It has chat, messenging, and I can keep up with all my friends.