1) Quit trying to pound me.
Do not ask the eagle to not soar.
2) I was born in a future FAR MORE futuristic than yours, so I would come through ON FIRE IN MY FLYING CAR. Take that! You and your boot-technology. Pffft.
Having a HIPSTER BEARD and a MACBOOK does not make you futuristic.
Prepare to be time-stomped by me, Time Marine. HOO-RAH.