If you had 3 hours before the earth exploded....

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  1. Orange Furball, Sep 11, 2012
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    Orange Furball macrumors 65816

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    ....what would you do?

    You can have up to 5 things in this 3 hour time period. As suggested by Comeagain?, you are the only person who knows it is going to explode.

    I would...
    •Visit my girlfriend
    •Go to a pet store and set all the rabbits loose in the store
    •Get a pile of filet mignon and just devour it
    •Visit MacRumors, while waiting for the filet mignon to be prepared, and say goodbye
    •Go to a southern Baptist Church and pray and sing like a mad man!

    I'm bored and thought of this! So, anyway, let's here what you have to say!
     
  2. MacNut macrumors Core

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    Wouldn't the mass panic prevent you from doing a lot if those things. I'm sure there would be riots in the streets.
     
  3. twietee macrumors 603

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    I'd give my neighbor a huge hug. She's always so kind.
     
  4. \-V-/ Suspended

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    If you'd spend your last moments on a non-exploded Earth on MacBB... I would go outside more, IMO.
     
  5. iBlue macrumors Core

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    Realistically I would try to contact people I love to say things that should be said, like thank you and I love you. Then I'd spend the rest of the time with my husband saying much the same and doing whatever it is we'd like to do together for the last time.

    P.S. A pair of large near-earth asteroids will pass by this Thursday.
     
  6. roadbloc, Sep 12, 2012
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    Grab my bong. Pirate some music I've always wanted to buy.
     
  7. iStudentUK macrumors 65816

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    Put on a dressing gown, down a few pints and grab a towel.
     
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    Good luck getting access to the internet 3 hours before the earth is going to explode ;)
     
  10. Comeagain? macrumors 68020

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    What if your the ony ones who knows the earth is going to be destroyed?
     
  11. (marc) macrumors 6502a

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    I'd do my entire stash of various drugs all at once.
     
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    Sex, scotch, bourbon, followed by some good pizza and beer.

    I'd call my parents to say goodbye, perhaps call up some friends.

    Then I'd go across the street and uppercut the moron across the street in the nuts for being a total wang.
     
  14. 0dev macrumors 68040

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    Sex and violence. I'd probably kill a bunch of people I don't like too. Why not, eh?
     
  15. boss.king macrumors 68040

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    Drink beer and eat pizza while driving a sports car and shooting mailboxes with a handgun. I could think of no more exciting a way to go out.
     
  16. heehee macrumors 68020

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    Probably sex and food followed by more sex with the wife.

    I recently found out I can't stand anyone except for my wife, so I won't call anyone except for my parents. :D
     
  17. Orange Furball thread starter macrumors 65816

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    Wouldn't your parents be someone other than your wife? :sly: :Hmmm:
     
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    Yes, but they raised me so I have to like them. :D
     
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    I would probably go somewhere where the view of the end was the best. Maybe a helicopter or something.
     
  21. soloer macrumors 6502a

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    Why would you do this exactly? Hoping for the earth to be saved?

    I'd probably try to convince the hottest girl I could find that the earth really was about to explode and we needed to go out with a bang. Of course, with my luck, that would take 2:59 and just as our clothes were coming off the explosion would occur.
     
  22. Bishwasher, Sep 12, 2012
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    Drive a Ferrari

    Acquire an iPad 3

    Acquire an iPhone 5

    Break a load of mass murderers and Paedos out of prison

    Tell the local Police force what I really think of them...

    ...I could go on and on and on and on...
     
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    I lied earlier. I'd probably sit around and masterdebate alone, although I'd probably still drink.
     
  25. NewbieCanada macrumors 68030

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    I'd call Apple and see if they could rush delivery of my iPhone 5.

    (I have my priorities in order)
     

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