Haha!!! The funny thing is that is the first thing that came to my head when reading this thread. Maybe ill be the eMac. Oversized, ugly but generally useful and cheap.
Sounds like me. I'm overweight and have Asperger's. People treat me as if I'm retarded for I usually don't understand what they mean because they talk too fast and use turns-of-phrase that don't make sense to me. I'm generally clumsy, so I do my best to do things carefully, which equates to slowly. I guess I'm not as fat as I imagine, but being a "recovered" anorexic, I'm pretty upset that my waist is bigger than my inseam.