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I'd be the cube. seriously, i need to lose some weight. i'm a bit chubby right now.
 
I'd be the Macintosh Portable.

Reaction to the Portable was poor. It was clunky, slow...
Sounds like me. I'm overweight and have Asperger's. People treat me as if I'm retarded for I usually don't understand what they mean because they talk too fast and use turns-of-phrase that don't make sense to me. I'm generally clumsy, so I do my best to do things carefully, which equates to slowly. I guess I'm not as fat as I imagine, but being a "recovered" anorexic, I'm pretty upset that my waist is bigger than my inseam.
 
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