[Purgatory: any condition or place of temporary punishment, suffering, expiation, or the like.] Apple marked it as shipped on Friday, 12:24 PM. Today, Monday, as of 9:00 AM, UPS still doesn't have it scanned in their system. Apple says, "Call UPS." UPS says, "Call Apple." Delivery is supposed to be tomorrow. Yeah right. Where's that devil smiley when you need it?