I'm probably the last one to get it - this kid is full of...um...not truth!
(Don't want a warning letter from the Mods)
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i'm looking for a sexy voice to read my time aloud
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I'm probably the last one to get it - this kid is full of...um...not truth!
(Don't want a warning letter from the Mods)
I'm probably the last one to get it - this kid is full of...um...not truth!
(Don't want a warning letter from the Mods)
ok, i have the empty bottles kicking around somewhere if you'd like to see them (in the morning), i don't want to dig through the recylcables in the middle of the night and wake people up.
yeah, it's 0315 and i can't really sleep, so i'm working on another manuscript until I get tired
just post from your computer ... no need to wake anyone
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would be nice to put my name with it, so that you clowns will believe me.
lol
mark me down all you want, but last time in France we brought 20 cases (240 bottles) back with us. and a couple of Magnums for special occasions.
Must be hard to jam on that paper given how much you're trolling MR...
skyping with a guy in TX right now who is working on it as well. it's goes back and forth every few minutes.
The OP is entertaining in the same way the Jerry Springer Show is entertaining. It's like a car accident, you just can't stop looking at it when you pass it.
Btw I'm going to see the jerry springer show live next monday, can't frickin wait. My guilty pleasure...
Btw I'm going to see the jerry springer show live next monday, can't frickin wait. My guilty pleasure...
Has it yet occurred to you that you might, just might be annoying other members here?
Why do I get the feeling that it wouldn't be the first time you paid for a woman?
Speak for yourself. Don't worry about these guys acidfast7. They are just jealous of your French Champagne, ski bunnies, scholarly treatises and being hung like a horse. I think a 007 type avatar may be appropriate for you.
I'm sure that everything you say is the absolute truth.
You are an admirable person. I admire your wealth, your extensive knowledge of everything, your good looks, your hot and exciting lifestyle, and your undoubtedly huge penis.
In fact, I am envious of your actual personhood. Who could be a more fantastic person than you. Certainly not dumpy old me, or the rest of the peasants on this site.
I think I speak for all of us in saying thet you are incredible and wonderful. And your posts are great, too.
I humbly bow down to your wonderfulness.
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You are an admirable person. I admire your wealth, your extensive knowledge of everything, your good looks, your hot and exciting lifestyle, and your undoubtedly huge penis.
I'm sure you are not the only one who has had "that big prick" pass through their minds.
KGB
Hmm, it would seem to me that there are two obvious methods to find a sexy voice to read your time aloud: 1) get a voice clock with a voice you find sexy, or 2) get any voice clock and try to find that voice sexy. I'll focus on the latter as I imagine the previous posters suggested the former.
You might want to look into something called "conversion therapy" of which there are several techniques. Now, I've never made somebody get the hots for a clock before, so bear in mind that this advice cannot replace the assistance provided by somebody who specializes in clock hots.
Behavioral modification entails associating negative feedback with undesired stimuli. Each time you find yourself aroused by voice that isn't your clock's (or by a clock with no voice), immediately take an emetic or electrically shock yourself. Conversely, you can reward desired stimuli by waiting for your voice clock to speak and rewarding yourself with a cake. Note: if your clock is set to announce every minute, you will need to eat each cake very quickly.
Psychoanalysis would require you to find the root cause of your lack of attraction to clock voices. These root causes are typically a childhood experience in which important role models subverted conventions that would normally aid in developing healthy attraction to clock voices. For example, did your mother ever not wear a large clock mask while kissing your father? That could be detrimental to clock hots in later years.
Lobotomy should only be performed as a last resort or if you're particularly bored (no pun intended). This method was especially popular in newly post-WW2 America, but you appear to be from the EU, so the alternative practice employed at the time was chemical castration (a la Alan Turing). Lobotomy runs the risk of leaving its recipients severely disabled, driven to suicide, or dead. But, really, is a life without clock hots really worth living?
Anyway, gotta run. My clock is going into labor; I'm going to be a father!
You might want to look into something called "conversion therapy" of which there are several techniques. Now, I've never made somebody get the hots for a clock before, so bear in mind that this advice cannot replace the assistance provided by somebody who specializes in clock hots.
Behavioral modification entails associating negative feedback with undesired stimuli. Each time you find yourself aroused by voice that isn't your clock's (or by a clock with no voice), immediately take an emetic or electrically shock yourself. Conversely, you can reward desired stimuli by waiting for your voice clock to speak and rewarding yourself with a cake. Note: if your clock is set to announce every minute, you will need to eat each cake very quickly.
Psychoanalysis would require you to find the root cause of your lack of attraction to clock voices. These root causes are typically a childhood experience in which important role models subverted conventions that would normally aid in developing healthy attraction to clock voices. For example, did your mother ever not wear a large clock mask while kissing your father? That could be detrimental to clock hots in later years.
Lobotomy should only be performed as a last resort or if you're particularly bored (no pun intended). This method was especially popular in newly post-WW2 America, but you appear to be from the EU, so the alternative practice employed at the time was chemical castration (a la Alan Turing). Lobotomy runs the risk of leaving its recipients severely disabled, driven to suicide, or dead. But, really, is a life without clock hots really worth living?
Anyway, gotta run. My clock is going into labor; I'm going to be a father!