Excitedly pickup new iPhone box and open carefully, wow this 14 pro max looks and feels exactly like… 13 pro max… errr like 12 pro max but heavier. Shouldn’t have ordered the same Gold color again and went with Purple Rain. But no! They moved front camera array and ear speaker to fit magic island (and to screw all my prior extra screen protectors).
Powering on this 48mp beast unveals pill island to reassure myself this is a visually different iphone. Dynamic island is designed to get more finger touches than on epstein island. Apple fortunately limited pill size from morphing into beast island that swallows screen like Venom on Tom Hardy’s face. Camera bump got thiccker and lens circles wider so bye bye last year’s iPhone cases.
But to make upgrading an easier pill to swallow, Apple could’ve added a 4th camera circle or made them all flush for some differentiating excitement.
Powering on this 48mp beast unveals pill island to reassure myself this is a visually different iphone. Dynamic island is designed to get more finger touches than on epstein island. Apple fortunately limited pill size from morphing into beast island that swallows screen like Venom on Tom Hardy’s face. Camera bump got thiccker and lens circles wider so bye bye last year’s iPhone cases.
But to make upgrading an easier pill to swallow, Apple could’ve added a 4th camera circle or made them all flush for some differentiating excitement.
