Inflatable Sex Mattress At School

[brad.c]

I do imagine the sex is better on an air mattress than a gym mat.

 

[TuffLuffJimmy]

I do imagine the sex is better on an air mattress than a gym mat.

And there's less of a chance that you'd get ring worm... although this sort of teacher to teacher contact would probably lead to some nasty staff infections.

 

[.Andy]

although this sort of teacher to teacher contact would probably lead to some nasty staff infections.

Clever 😀. I was trying to think of a sex with Jim and Matt pun but you trumped that TuffLuffJimmy 🙂!

 

[brad.c]

And there's less of a chance that you'd get ring worm... although this sort of teacher to teacher contact would probably lead to some nasty staff infections.

Or an é-coli outbreak.

 

[Sizzlor]

meh sex is sex, who hasn't had sex in a school, or on the job, boring people that's who. I agree to let the kids have their own orgies and not be all creepy old man about it. I think the real tragedy is that they let themselves get found out.

now you have to ask yourself what parts of this am I serious about and which parts am I just trying to get you riled up with?

 

[.Andy]

meh sex is sex, who hasn't had sex in a school, or on the job, boring people that's who.

Does it have to be with someone else? Or am I boring 😱....

 

[Melrose]

All I know is that after filling up a few balloons, the breathing gives me a headache. A whole mattress?!

 

[Abstract]

You're not supposed to blow the mattress. Don't forget the person lying on it.

 

[Melrose]

You're not supposed to blow the mattress. Don't forget the person lying on it.

Oh. I must have been mistaken then. 😀

 

[eRondeau]

How many times does 13 go into 44 class?.......😱

About a hundred, then they change positions. 😀

 

[TuffLuffJimmy]

About a hundred, then they change positions. 😀

Sooooo goooooooood! 😀

 

[themoonisdown09]

I just want to know who told the police about the mattress. Probably the nasty gym teacher who was jealous because no one wanted to take her into the room.

You're not supposed to blow the mattress. Don't forget the person lying on it.

I don't get it.

 

[Abstract]

I don't get it.

Too bad. One day, I hope you get it, and I hope it's good.

 

[themoonisdown09]

You're not supposed to blow the mattress. Don't forget the person lying on it.

Too bad. One day, I hope you get it, and I hope it's good.

Wait... wait. Do you mean that the person laying on the mattress should help blow the mattress up? It makes so much sense now. 😀