I think many people are looking for a media center computer, but find AppleTV to be underpowered for some uses. Clearly, this is not a "kiddie" use nor is an iMac or a Mac Pro suitable for such uses. Not everyone has the same needs or uses for hardware that you do and not everyone wants to run something like Vista either.
Apple computers are not reasonably priced compared to low to mid-range PCs and that's been a long-standing complaint (and yet one's desire to use OS X instead of something like Vista has nothing to do with the overpriced hardware). If you have any doubts about Apple soaking its users, just check out their record breaking profits report when ALL other computer companies are losing money hand over fist.
What makes them a fanboy because they want a reasonably priced headless computer, possibly for things like a home cinema room? Also some people have families and cannot afford a $2700 Mac Pro for every day consumer uses. If you look at the hardware you can get for $800 in the PC world, they are NOT in any sens of the word "kiddie" machines. It's more like Apple's hardware is non-competitive. Yet if Apple updated the Mini with the Macbook level GPU alone, the machine would be quite usable at that point for most low to mid-level consumer uses, particularly when you consider gaming is not a big market on the Mac.
For home theater considerations (in terms of function and more importantly form factor), it makes NO sense to hook an iMac up to a home cinema with its built-in monitor when some of us have 93" HD projector screens. I'm using AppleTV, but clearly a Mini (particularly one hacked to run AppleTV software) would be more functional out of the box instead of having to hack ATV to get basic functions such as web browsing for the family room. Something the size of a Mac-Mini mounted in an equipment rack could double as a DVD player (and maybe some day a blu-ray player), function as a media server with a large hard drive attached and with a bluetooth mouse and keyboard sitting on coffee or end table, it would make a nice little couch surfer. Are those kiddie uses? No.
I think it's terrible that you are so immature and disparaging towards other human beings that are less fortunate than you. You are the one that needs to grow up, IMO.